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    Things Not to Say In Church

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    Post by Marc™ Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:51 am

    Easy enough, just post something that you wouldn't dare say in church. Be as crass as you want.
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    Post by Nystyle709 Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:50 pm

    "Don't tithe, the pastor is stealing the money!"
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:32 pm

    "I am The Lord, Thy God!!!"
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:37 pm

    "And now, a reading from Paul’s letter to the Jefferson Airplane."
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:39 pm

    "Please turn to 3:19 in your hymn books..."

    "Bingo!"
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:44 pm

    "Why is this taking so fucking long?!"
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:45 pm

    "Hey Baby. Come here often?"
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:48 pm

    "Man, look at the abs on Jesus!"
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    Post by Tony Marino Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:34 pm

    This sermon is putting me to sleep!
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    Post by Nystyle709 Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:54 pm

    "Damn it's hot in here"
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:00 am

    "Which one of you motherfuckers farted?"
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:10 am

    Stuff $1 down the pants of the guy taking the collection.
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    Post by Nystyle709 Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:06 am

    "Tell the pastor's wife to take off that fucking hat!"
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    Post by Nhaiyel Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:56 pm

    The roof is leaking, but I see the pastor is wearing a diamond Rolex.
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    Post by Nystyle709 Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:14 pm

    "Don't pass the collection plate"
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    Post by Marc™ Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:37 am

    Who let that ho in here?
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    Post by Alan Smithee Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:14 pm

    "There's a used condom in the collection plate!"
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    Post by Tony Marino Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:37 pm

    Wowee zowee
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    Post by Nystyle709 Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:05 pm

    "Bitch, head towards the back pews!"
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    Post by Alan Smithee Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:29 pm

    Get your hand outta my pocket!
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    Post by Nystyle709 Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:28 pm

    I'ma cut a mothefucker up in here.
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    Post by Tony Marino Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:10 pm

    Damn it!
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:19 pm

    Jesus Christ...the preacher's got a hard on!
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    Post by Tony Marino Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:51 pm

    Mazel tov
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:50 am

    Tony Marino wrote:Mazel tov

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