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    Post by Marc™ on Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:51 am

    Easy enough, just post something that you wouldn't dare say in church. Be as crass as you want.



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    Post by Nystyle709 on Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:50 pm

    "Don't tithe, the pastor is stealing the money!"



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:32 pm

    "I am The Lord, Thy God!!!"



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:37 pm

    "And now, a reading from Paul’s letter to the Jefferson Airplane."



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:39 pm

    "Please turn to 3:19 in your hymn books..."

    "Bingo!"



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:44 pm

    "Why is this taking so fucking long?!"



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:45 pm

    "Hey Baby. Come here often?"



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:48 pm

    "Man, look at the abs on Jesus!"



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    Post by Tony Marino on Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:34 pm

    This sermon is putting me to sleep!



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    Post by Nystyle709 on Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:54 pm

    "Damn it's hot in here"



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:00 am

    "Which one of you motherfuckers farted?"



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:10 am

    Stuff $1 down the pants of the guy taking the collection.



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    Post by Nystyle709 on Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:06 am

    "Tell the pastor's wife to take off that fucking hat!"



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    Post by Nhaiyel on Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:56 pm

    The roof is leaking, but I see the pastor is wearing a diamond Rolex.



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    Post by Nystyle709 on Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:14 pm

    "Don't pass the collection plate"



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    Post by Marc™ on Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:37 am

    Who let that ho in here?



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:14 pm

    "There's a used condom in the collection plate!"



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    Post by Tony Marino on Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:37 pm

    Wowee zowee



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    Post by Nystyle709 on Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:05 pm

    "Bitch, head towards the back pews!"



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:29 pm

    Get your hand outta my pocket!



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    Post by Nystyle709 on Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:28 pm

    I'ma cut a mothefucker up in here.



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    Post by Tony Marino on Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:10 pm

    Damn it!



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:19 pm

    Jesus Christ...the preacher's got a hard on!



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    Post by Tony Marino on Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:51 pm

    Mazel tov



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:50 am

    Tony Marino wrote:Mazel tov

    Azoi?



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