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    Things Not to Say In Church

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    Post by Alan Smithee Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:27 pm

    Tony Marino wrote:Gezundheit

    Yep. It still does. big grin
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    Post by Alan Smithee Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:34 pm

    Woah...ease up on the garlic, preacher!
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:24 pm

    Smell my finger.
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    Post by Tony Marino Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:27 pm

    Alan Smithee wrote:

    Yep. It still does. big grin

    Huh?
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:45 pm

    Tony Marino wrote:

    Huh?


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    Post by Tony Marino Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:57 pm

    I just won the Lottery!
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    Post by Alan Smithee Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:40 pm

    Wait...I'm supposed to put money in that basket with the long-ass handle?!
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    Post by Tony Marino Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:39 pm

    I have a cramp
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    Post by Alan Smithee Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:28 pm

    This place could really use a velvet Jesus painting. And a matador.
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    Post by Chris Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:44 pm

    I wonder if the reverend knows about that glory hole in the mens room?
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    Post by Alan Smithee Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:57 pm

    I think the reverand put that glory hole in the men's room. He must be having deeply moving religious experiences. I can hear him yelling, "Oh God! Oh God!" all the way from the parking lot. With my windows rolled up. And the radio turned up.
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    Post by Tony Marino Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:39 pm

    Alan Smithee wrote:I think the reverand put that glory hole in the men's room. He must be having deeply moving religious experiences. I can hear him yelling, "Oh God! Oh God!" all the way from the parking lot. With my windows rolled up. And the radio turned up.


    LMAO! Uncle..........how do you know about Glory Holes?
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:04 am

    Tony Marino wrote:


    LMAO! Uncle..........how do you know about Glory Holes?

    Shrugs (Oh well…)
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    Post by Nystyle709 Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:10 pm

    The preacher's wife tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:16 pm

    Does she get soggy in milk? Shocked
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    Post by Tony Marino Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:28 pm

    The preacher talked to me and he smiled..........
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:54 pm

    I've got a message for you! big grin
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    Post by Nystyle709 Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:38 am

    I'm going for a beer run.
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    Post by Jason B. Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:19 am

    That's a cheap looking wig Ms. Jenkins is wearing.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:55 pm

    Preacher, keep your robe closed if you're not going to wear pants.
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    Post by Tony Marino Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:03 pm

    I smell something..........
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:58 pm

    This pew is murder on my hemorrhoids!
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    Post by Tony Marino Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:21 pm

    Christ sake where is my money!
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    Post by Nystyle709 Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:36 am

    The preacher's wife tastes like Fruity Pebbles.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:13 pm

    This place needs valet parking.

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