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    Post by Chris on Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:08 pm

    Have you ever gotten so toasted you needed assistance to move?



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    Post by Bluesmama on Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:12 pm

    Nope, never. But twice in my life I've been drunk enough for it, and to this day I don't know how I stayed upright.



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:21 pm

    I've had to use parking meters as walking sticks but I don't remember having had to be carried. Closest was my bachelor party. I've been the toter but not the totee.



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    Post by Tony Marino on Fri Mar 08, 2013 3:40 pm

    Yes a couple of times when I used to be a drinker, I imbibed a bit too much and had to be assisted to my car and someone actually stayed with me until I sobered enough to drive home.



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    Post by Shale on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:23 pm

    In the service my buddies once carried me to my car, dumped me in the back seat and drove us back to the barracks while I puked all over my own car.

    In Turkey I managed to make it from the Airmens' Club to the barracks on foot - after I puked in my pants, while sitting on the toilet. No one would assist me. blank stare @ you






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    Post by Alan Smithee on Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:40 pm

    Tony Marino wrote:Yes a couple of times when I used to be a drinker, I imbibed a bit too much and had to be assisted to my car and someone actually stayed with me until I sobered enough to drive home.

    Tony, if you were so smashed you had to be assisted to walk, how long did they have to wait with you? 10:30 the next morning?



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    Post by Nhaiyel on Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:02 pm

    I've never needed to be carried out, but I have been wobbly a few times.



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    Post by Nystyle709 on Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:05 pm

    Nope. Learn how to hold your liquor.



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    Post by Cheaps on Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:07 pm

    Yes...



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:56 pm

    CeCe wrote:



    Mmm hmm Wink



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    Post by Marc™ on Sat Mar 09, 2013 10:16 pm

    Maybe not "carried out," but definitely helped.



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    Post by FireIce918 on Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:43 am

    Naw. I'm not the stumbling drunk.




    I'm more of the, ""CAN I FEEL YOUR BOOBIES? THEY LOOK SO PRETTY. YOUR TEETH ARE PRETTY. DO I HAVE ALL MY TEETH?" slumped in the corner struggling to sober up cuz I know I'm too drunk for my own good" drunk.



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    Post by Alan Smithee on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:21 am

    FireIce918 wrote:
    I'm more of the, ""CAN I FEEL YOUR BOOBIES? THEY LOOK SO PRETTY.

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    Post by Impact on Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:21 pm

    More than once.



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