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Things Not to Say In Church
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Things Not to Say In Church
Easy enough, just post something that you wouldn't dare say in church. Be as crass as you want.
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"Don't tithe, the pastor is stealing the money!"
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"I am The Lord, Thy God!!!"
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"And now, a reading from Paul’s letter to the Jefferson Airplane."
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"Please turn to 3:19 in your hymn books..."
"Bingo!"
"Bingo!"
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"Why is this taking so fucking long?!"
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"Hey Baby. Come here often?"
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"Man, look at the abs on Jesus!"
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Re: Things Not to Say In Church
This sermon is putting me to sleep!
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"Damn it's hot in here"
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"Which one of you motherfuckers farted?"
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Stuff $1 down the pants of the guy taking the collection.
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"Tell the pastor's wife to take off that fucking hat!"
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The roof is leaking, but I see the pastor is wearing a diamond Rolex.
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"Don't pass the collection plate"
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Who let that ho in here?
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"There's a used condom in the collection plate!"
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Wowee zowee
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"Bitch, head towards the back pews!"
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Get your hand outta my pocket!
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I'ma cut a mothefucker up in here.
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Damn it!
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Jesus Christ...the preacher's got a hard on!
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Re: Things Not to Say In Church
Mazel tov
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Re: Things Not to Say In Church
Tony Marino wrote:Mazel tov
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