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Marc™ wrote:: Masturbatory question:
Have you ever been caught in the act?

Caught by my mom when I was 12. ** The official Masturbation thread! ** [merged] - Page 20 46951

I think I posted this already, was almost caught by Mom once.

wesley wrote:: I'm not really sure if I should be telling this story or not but it wasn't actually in front of people since there was nobody else there. I've recorded myself jerking it on camera and e-mailed it to a girl at my school who wanted to see it after I told her. She had a huge crush on me. Anyways, she wasn't the only one who's seen it and I probably could have gotten in a whole lot of trouble by doing that, but fortunately nobody "important" ever found out I don't think. I kind of regret doing it now because it was illegal, but on the other hand I don't regret it because ever since then a number of people at my school have given me respect for having the balls to do that in the first place. So I gained a little bit of "status" as a result of doing something pornographic. At this point, so many people have probably seen it that I just don't care anymore, lol.

You really are a brave soul, I would never do it myself but the thought of it is a turn on Smile

I am sure you entertained quite a few people!

Tony Marino wrote:: You really are a brave soul, I would never do it myself but the thought of it is a turn on I am sure you entertained quite a few people!

Yeah, I'm sure too, lol.

New question. Have you ever shot a load while fully dressed?
Once my girlfriend and me were dry humping on the bed. I was wearing loose clothes but was totally dressed. We got really into it and bam. Exploded in my shorts.

GrayWolf wrote:: New question. Have you ever shot a load while fully dressed?
Once my girlfriend and me were dry humping on the bed. I was wearing loose clothes but was totally dressed. We got really into it and bam. Exploded in my shorts.

Yes, but I had my hands in my pants at the time so that doesn't count, lol.

GrayWolf wrote:: New question. Have you ever shot a load while fully dressed?
Once my girlfriend and me were dry humping on the bed. I was wearing loose clothes but was totally dressed. We got really into it and bam. Exploded in my shorts.

Not without it being exposed. Never actually jizzed in my pants, no

I did, like you was dressed, humping away and blasted off in my pants. They were black so you can imagine the stain it left.

Tony Marino wrote:: I did, like you was dressed, humping away and blasted off in my pants. They were black so you can imagine the stain it left.

Lol.

It's pray time.
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Chris wrote:: It's pray time.

Is that code for beating off time?

GrayWolf wrote:: New question. Have you ever shot a load while fully dressed?
...

I once made love to a Honda 450 motorcycle. Was cruising down a country road at night for long hours when I got a boner. Leaned forward in the saddle and rubbed it between my leg and the seat. Eventually shot off in my jeans. It's very exhilirating shooting off to 400 pounds of hot throbbing steel between your legs, going 60 MPH down the open road. But, kinda cold when the wind hit my wet jeans.

wesley wrote:: Is that code for beating off time?

Yep

Chris wrote:: Not without it being exposed. Never actually jizzed in my pants, no

Tony Marino wrote:: Yep

Noted! In that case, it's "prayer time" for me at least twice a day, lol.

I "prayed" 20 minutes ago.

Impact wrote:: I "prayed" 20 minutes ago.

I hope something good came out of it.

justme wrote:: ... I should point out that I do have more than the average amount of experience in the study of psychology, .... If my views are unpopular or generally unspoken or unheard, it's because people have forgotten them or become lax in their standards--Maybe due to indulgence in addictive sexual behaviors?...

I am a male, I am being anything but sarcastic, I know what I'm talking about, and I do not masturbate, period. ... P.S. ^^ "Prostrate" health?...

This is the third post by this person and as of this date the final one. Almost troll like. Anyhow, this post is significant because it hits on some historical realities.

But this guy pointed out that his negative views on masturbation have been forgotten. Actually in the 18th and 19th century up to mid 20th century, his views were the norm. Masturbation was aggressively denounced and ppl believed that it was debilitating and would make you go insane.

They really believed this crap, so much that they had special devices to keep a boy from getting hard at night (a penis ring with spikes on the inside). Circumcision was pushed in our culture because it could discourage masturbation which was so much easier with a foreskin. And if all else failed they actually would cut a guys penis off.

Up until 1963, nearly half the students in med school thot that masturbation would cause mental problems. But, since Kinsey and other researchers found out that all those sexual abarrations and perversions were actually the norm, these archaic views have run their course except for a few misinformed ppl and trolls, who only masturbate online.

Almost all ppl responding to this thread agree masturbation is healthy and many of you even admit to doing it (Yeah, and at 66 I still do - now get that thot outta your head).

Maturbation was my first sex and still is. I did masturbate during a very sexually active marriage (had to get off every day and wives don't always have to).

Anyhow, I think I'll go wank a while.

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Impact wrote:: I "prayed" 20 minutes ago.

I prayed twice today.

Subject: Masturbation Addict Test Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:05 pm

http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/masturbation-addict-test

Your result for Masturbation Addict Test ... Enthusiast

73% Pure! You are definitely in touch with your sexuality. Good for you for embracing the idea that masturbating is fun!

Your result for Masturbation Addict Test ...

Common-bator
65% Pure!

You could maybe stand to loosen up a weeee bit, but ultimately you are pretty normal in your habits.

Your result for Masturbation Addict Test ...

Enthusiast
70% Pure!

You are definitely in touch with your sexuality. Good for you for embracing the idea that masturbating is fun!

Enthusiast

70% Pure! You are definitely in touch with your sexuality. Good for you for embracing the idea that masturbating is fun!

Your result for Masturbation Addict Test ...
Common-bator

53% Pure!
You could maybe stand to loosen up a weeee bit, but ultimately you are pretty normal in your habits.

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