Who (other than you looking at yourself in the mirror) was the last person to see you stark naked?

Chris, I thought we said we wouldn't speak of that time in the shower.























































Mrs. Smithee was the last, for goodness sake!

My roommates son walked in when I was in shower not too long ago. He turning 4 at end of the month, he got the back view.

cheaps wrote:

My roommates son walked in when I was in shower not too long ago. He turning 4 at end of the month, he got the back view.

He might be turning twelve at the end of the month, thanks to you!

Alan Smithee wrote:

Chris, I thought we said we wouldn't speak of that time in the shower.























































Mrs. Smithee was the last, for goodness sake!

I think you have me confused with someone else. I got your signature for clearance, and the DVDs are ready for distribution!

Chris wrote:

He might be turning twelve at the end of the month, thanks to you!

Maybe cheaps helped him discover his "special purpose"?

Chris wrote:

I think you have me confused with someone else. I got your signature for clearance, and the DVDs are ready for distribution!

Just remember I get 70% of the T-shirt sales!

@ Chris and Alan

Why you wanna know? So you can track them down and ask for a review?

I typically make a point to keep that stuff private unless the docs force it.

Forgiveness Man wrote:

Why you wanna know? So you can track them down and ask for a review?

I typically make a point to keep that stuff private unless the docs force it.

FM, your parents sold you out and let me put several hidden cameras in your bedroom. I'm watching video feed of you right now.

*whistles* Who knew you had that much junk in the trunk?

Shake it brother!

Chris wrote:

FM, your parents sold you out and let me put several hidden cameras in your bedroom. I'm watching video feed of you right now.

*whistles* Who knew you had that much junk in the trunk?

Shake it brother!

See, I know you're lying cause my parents would NEVER put a hidden camera in our house because it would catch them and their humorous verbal displays of emotion. And they'd never chance me finding it and putting it on Youtube or pitching it to ABC as a new comedy pilot. (Besides, I ain't naked in my room long enough. If you want the video feed, you need to check elsewhere. )

My current lady friend.

Forgiveness Man wrote:

See, I know you're lying cause my parents would NEVER put a hidden camera in our house because it would catch them and their humorous verbal displays of emotion. And they'd never chance me finding it and putting it on Youtube or pitching it to ABC as a new comedy pilot. (Besides, I ain't naked in my room long enough. If you want the video feed, you need to check elsewhere. )

The bushes at the park?

My mother, 3 years ago when I was sick as a dog with the chickenpox.

JM130ELM wrote:

The bushes at the park?

Not even close.

A girl I hooked up with a few days ago.

My cats--cats are people, too.

(and no, I wasn't doing anything gross with the cats--I was getting out of the shower and they like to sit in the bathroom with me whenever I go in there and close the door for whatever purpose!)

Hyacinth Girl wrote:

(and no, I wasn't doing anything gross with the cats--I was getting out of the shower and they like to sit in the bathroom with me whenever I go in there and close the door for whatever purpose!)

Do they know that?

JM130ELM wrote:

The bushes at the park?

Forgiveness Man wrote:

Do they know that?

I'll ask them and get back to you, as soon as they wake up from their nap!

You don't know him.....

Nystyle709 wrote:

You don't know him.....

I want the fools name....

Nystyle709 wrote:

Yohance.

I know that guy . . .