http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/wpix-walmart-masturbator,0,6294191.story
Parking Lot Flasher Claimed Wal-Mart 'Aroused' Him: Cops
By PIX11 NEWSROOM pix11.com
5:53 p.m. PDT, August 10, 2011
Some people claim to hate Wal-Mart, but perhaps no one loves it as much as one Louisiana man, who explained to police officers that he had his penis out while cruising the parking lot because Wal-Mart "aroused" him.
Police confronted Travis Keen, 28, after receiving reports of a sexually-aroused man driving by shoppers in his Fort Taurus "with his penis exposed," according to a report from thesmokinggun.com.
At least one of the victims followed the Taurus as Keen cruised the Monroe mega-store parking lot Tuesday, and reportedly told police that he would stop as he passed female shoppers so they could admire his 'excitement for Wal-Mart'.
When officer Colby Spillers confronted Keen, according to a police report, "He stated he was trying to see if he fixed his power steering in his car."
After Spillers informed Keen he had spoken with several witnesses, "Keen stated that he did have his penis out because of past experiences he had at Wal-Mart. Keen stated when he comes to Wal-Mart he gets aroused," according to the report.
He was charged with obscenity and is being held at a Ouachita Parish jail on $5,000 bail.
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