Man...I dunno about this one. I distinctly remember being in 5th grade watching my teacher help my friend who decided to hurl in the water fountain thinking, "Dag, I couldn't be a teacher."
Yeah, that's right. I couldn't teach youngsters cuz they tend to hurl too much.
I also wouldn't want to teach anybody past the 5th grade because that's when the dirty little boys become lustful and the dirty little girls need to be slapped.
BUT...in a perfect world, I would teach a kindergarden class. They're so cute and impressionable at that age. Everytime I teach my 5 year old goddaughter something I feel great for days.