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    Shit Happens per various World Religions

    Alan Smithee
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:53 pm

    Taoism: Shit happens
    Hare krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
    Hinduism: This shit has happened before
    Islam: That shit happens is the will of Allah
    Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
    Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is
    Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
    Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens"
    7th day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays
    Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder
    Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to someone else
    Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it
    Jehovah's Witnesses: Knock, knock, "Shit happens"
    Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon
    Unitarian: What is this shit?
    Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again
    Judaism: Oy vey! Why does this shit always happen to us?
    Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!
    Atheism: There is no shit!
    New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good
    Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit
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    Post by CeCe Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:02 pm

    ROFLMAO!
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    Post by wants2laugh Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:09 pm

    good one ROFLMAO!

    that was some really funny shit!

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