Speaking of police....

You walk out the front door of your home completely naked, selecting a direct route in a more or less straight line. It's the middle of the afternoon and you walk along in a casual manner as though nothing is unusual....avoiding any eye contact and ignoring the attention. How far do you think you could get before being stopped by the police?

This is the funniest, most random question!

I could go a mile, I bet. I would just walk through residential. I could probably go beyond that, but after a mile I would be near the school, so people that saw me would call me in. But I won't be trying it out.

Probably 1/4" of a mile before a motorcycle traffic cop "hiding" in a resident's bushes sees me walk right past him! But ONLY if I misbehave. In Oregon it's legal to be in public naked, but that all changes the moment you do something lewd or indecent.

I Adoregon! I'd get a couple of miles maybe before I finally did have some interaction with the local constabulary.

Prob. further up Merrick Blvd, close to Jamaica Center. I'd DEFINITELY get stopped in Jamaica Center. Cops galore.

Probably a few blocks before I get pulled in.