When you're ready for them to go home, but they look awfully comfortable hanging around, what are things you tend to say/do to send the message that it's time for them to be out?

Tell them its getting late and i got stuff to do.

Start cleaning up, yawn a lot that usually gives them the hint.

Tell them they don't have to go home but they can't stay here. No, but seriously, I'd just go to bed and let my wife handle it.

I don't have guests.

Oh the occasional young man may come over for a massage+, but afterward I usually invite them to come with me to get a pizza and beer, (Yes, most of the 'boys' are old enuf to drink beer) and we say goodbye on the sidewalk.

If it's someone to visit just me then I reach the point where I tell them that I have things to do (if it's during the day). At night I tell them that I'm tired and need to go to bed (likely true, because long visiting makes me tired).

If people are to visit both of us us then I eventually 'disappear'. I'll sneak off into the computer room for awhile, sometimes even go to bed without saying goodnight. Most of the time the guests are here more for him than me, anyway.

Typically, I'm done chatting in about an hour.

take their shit and throw it out the front door! Jacket, handbag, shoes... whatever--- "GET THE F@#$ OUT!"

wants2laugh wrote:

take their shit and throw it out the front door! Jacket, handbag, shoes... whatever--- "GET THE F@#$ OUT!"

Do your guests always respond to such subtle hints?

Say, "I'm getting tired, What is it you/you guys are gonna do now?"

Straight up ask them what time they plan on leaving.

Shale wrote:

Do your guests always respond to such subtle hints?