Here is how a former friend is selling her new "business" for being a consultant to anyone making personal or professional changes....keep in mind she is my age, a trust fund baby (I suspect the money is running out and have suspected as much before this) who has NEVER worked. (I have known her since we were 12)

Some people think I don't have sufficient work experience because I am a self-starter and do a lot of things without pay.

The only consulting she needs to do is with a proctologist to get her head out of her ass.

Sorry Red. Is something not showing up for me? I'm not able to see how your former friend is trying to market herself.

But maybe some of these will lift your spirts

Alan Smithee wrote:

Sorry Red. Is something not showing up for me? I'm not able to see how your former friend is trying to market herself.

Al, your photos made me laugh! No, you did not miss anything. That was her tag-line on her new site. There is more but that was her claim to "fame" in being able to consult with others in any arena they need help. I didn't include much detail for privacy sake.

I actually deleted most of my post detailing why we are no longer friends because it read more like a disgruntled diary entry. She is in no way someone able to help others unless it is about how to sit on your tail.

Anyhoo, thanks for the laughs...your post with pic was the best and I did have to print them!

Did you say you get Showtime? Check out House of Lies.

Just recently I have Show due to trying to get my contract price lower with my cable company. So I have it for three months.

I would love to learn how this show may relate. I honestly need a neutral place to vent about all this because the reason she and I are no longer friends is a huge deal to me but I don't want my telling of it to be permanent Internet history. The whole deal affects a lot of my life because she is part of a huge family in my home town. The night our friendship ended has EVERYTHING to do with her and substance abuse and yet, I (and my dad) are being belittled and I am taking the blame. Makes me ill.