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    'DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver, Martin deputies say'

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    News 'DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver, Martin deputies say'

    Post by Chris Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:11 pm

    http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2012/02/a-driver-with-a-sexual.html


    DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver, Martin deputies say
    By Will Greenlee on February 29, 2012 5:00 AM


    'DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver, Martin deputies say' BrannKevinHarold-thumb-150x205-11562

    A driver with a "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was jailed after investigators say he rear-ended another driver and had more than five times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

    What could be called the case of the soused driver with the sex toy in his hindquarters happened about 11:20 a.m. Feb. 24 as Martin County Sheriff's investigators went to a two-vehicle crash at U.S. 1 and Seabranch Boulevard in Hobe Sound.

    A deputy determined Kevin Brann, 41, had rear-ended another vehicle. Officials also determined Brann smelled strongly of alcohol.

    Brann's speech was slurred and mumbled, his eyes bloodshot and glassy. A deputy gave Brann, who'd urinated in his pants, field sobriety exercises before arresting him on a DUI with property damage charge. Brann "soiled himself" en route to the slammer.

    "The defendant had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out in the rear of my patrol car," an affidavit states.

    The length, girth and color of the "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was not listed in the affidavit. Also not specified was the make and model of the plug and an explanation of how it ended up in his bottom.

    At the jail, investigators measured Brann's blood alcohol content at 0.409 and 0.412 -- more than five times the legal limit of 0.08.

    Brann, of the 6800 block of Southeast Bunker Hill Drive in Hobe Sound, was arrested on a DUI with property damage charge.
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    News Re: 'DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver, Martin deputies say'

    Post by Alan Smithee Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:16 pm

    As long as the other driver wasn't injured ROFLMAO! I'll leave the obvious comments to others.
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    Post by RedBedroom Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:40 pm

    I am so immature...I was laughing before I even got past the subject line!

    I am surprised this guy could even sit upright to drive with a bac that high.
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    News Re: 'DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver, Martin deputies say'

    Post by CeCe Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:52 pm

    They couldn't just call it a butt plug? blank stare @ you

    But damn that's drunk! Can't believe his eyes are still open in that mug shot.
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    Post by Supernova Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:54 pm

    RedBedroom wrote:I am so immature...I was laughing before I even got past the subject line!

    I am surprised this guy could even sit upright to drive with a bac that high.


    You and me both, this one is just TOO funny.
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    Post by Nystyle709 Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:43 pm

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    News Re: 'DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver, Martin deputies say'

    Post by Cheaps Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:17 am

    DAMN! He was fucked up!!

    As far as the "Butt Plug"?...I can't'DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver, Martin deputies say' Icant

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