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Tony Marino …is a Global Moderator.
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| Subject: Somethintg to Offend Everyone Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:40 am | |
| TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
> What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? > > Juan on Juan > > What is a Yankee? > > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. > > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? > The position of the dirt bag > > Why is divorce so expensive? > Because it's worth it. > > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? > Doughnuts? > > Why is air a lot like sex? > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any > > What do you call a smart blonde? > A golden retriever. > > What do attorneys use for birth control? > Their personalities. > > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? > 45 lbs > > What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? > 45 minutes > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart? > Through his chest with a sharp knife. > > Why do men want to marry virgins? > They can't stand criticism. > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good- looking? > Because those men already have boyfriends. > > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you > > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? > Because they have cotton balls. > > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. > > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? > "Are you sure it's mine?" > > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? > Mace will do that to you. > > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? > Everyone has the same DNA. > > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? > Breasts don't have eyes. > > Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? > He walks around saying "Yo." > > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. > > Where does an Irish family go on vacation? > A different bar. > > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? > They named him "Sum Ting Wong > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? > A speech impediment. > > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? > They're hiring. > > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". > > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! > > Why is there no Disneyland in China ? > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides > > and my favorite is.. > > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." >
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CeCe …is a Chamber DEITY.
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| Subject: Re: Somethintg to Offend Everyone Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:42 am | |
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Shale ...is a Chamber Royal.
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| Subject: Re: Somethintg to Offend Everyone Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:48 am | |
| Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. It ain't offensive if it's true. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. BTW Tony, that true? | |
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Supernova The Book Chamber
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| Subject: Re: Somethintg to Offend Everyone Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:54 am | |
| - Quote :
- Something to Offend Everyone
What is The Loved One by Evelyn Waugh. - Quote :
- > What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> Through his chest with a sharp knife. That's what I've always believed. | |
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CeCe …is a Chamber DEITY.
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| Subject: Re: Somethintg to Offend Everyone Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:09 pm | |
| - Shale wrote:
- Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
It ain't offensive if it's true.
Most truthful one on the list. | |
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Alan Smithee ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
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| Subject: Re: Somethintg to Offend Everyone Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:21 pm | |
| When do I get to the offensive bits? | |
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Tony Marino …is a Global Moderator.
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| Subject: Re: Somethintg to Offend Everyone Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:56 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Somethintg to Offend Everyone Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:13 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Somethintg to Offend Everyone Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:55 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Somethintg to Offend Everyone Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:12 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Somethintg to Offend Everyone Sat Apr 14, 2012 8:47 pm | |
| > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. | |
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