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Nystyle709 wrote:Men: is it really THAT good?
From what I remember it was pretty damned good!
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From what I remember it was pretty damned good!
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Hyacinth Girl wrote:
So that means the "Golden Shower" just washed away any of your previous gold-and-honeysuckle. . .
(Oh,and mine reeks of Eau-de-Menopause: stay the fuck out 'cause I'm too damn tired.)
I am loving this thread, finally we get the ladies to open up! This beats us nasty guys posting in the masturbation thread!!!!! More more more!!!!!
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It depends on who it is attached to and the overall "condition" of it at the time. 
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I imagine it's about as good as penises are to ladies in general.
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you would be surprised at how many guys love the golden showers thing...
when i was a phone sex operator... i could go to the bathroom on the phone.. cause even if they thought they would never like it, some guys just got turned on by the sound... go figure.
imagine having a stay at home job that no matter what you did (pee, shower, eat) they guys thought it was sexy and wanted more??? I literally got paid to shit!!! LOL
when i was a phone sex operator... i could go to the bathroom on the phone.. cause even if they thought they would never like it, some guys just got turned on by the sound... go figure.
imagine having a stay at home job that no matter what you did (pee, shower, eat) they guys thought it was sexy and wanted more??? I literally got paid to shit!!! LOL
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I've been in a lot of vaginas over the decades. Being very oral, been close up and personal with most of them.
I can still remember first time going down on a girl, it was a hot muggy July day and we were in a crawl space in a laundromat behind the dryers. I pulled down her jeans and panties and just worked my tongue thru the moist, sweaty pubes ... (guess that is where I learned that I like the smell of sweat and natural things.) When I get sexually excited I will lick anything.
Even a Turkish whore. My buddies in the barracks teased me by saying I ate a hundred Turk men by proxy. (Now I would do that first hand.)
Been doing more cock for the last couple of decades, but pussy still excites me.
I can still remember first time going down on a girl, it was a hot muggy July day and we were in a crawl space in a laundromat behind the dryers. I pulled down her jeans and panties and just worked my tongue thru the moist, sweaty pubes ... (guess that is where I learned that I like the smell of sweat and natural things.) When I get sexually excited I will lick anything.
Even a Turkish whore. My buddies in the barracks teased me by saying I ate a hundred Turk men by proxy. (Now I would do that first hand.)
Been doing more cock for the last couple of decades, but pussy still excites me.
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wants2laugh wrote:you would be surprised at how many guys love the golden showers thing...
I recently encountered my first guy into that. He took a pic of me pissing and tried to get some in his mouth. I think piss is too bitter for a beverage (You can just guess how I know that)
BTW, did you know that the 'stream' of piss is actually a series of drops? Under the strobe effect of a flash camera you can see that.
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yeah.. but the worst is when u are seated at a bar... and a woman in a dress is next to you... and when she turns and uncrosses her legs... you can actaully SMELL her--- and she reaks!!!
DAMN WOMEN!!!! Use some baby wipes and some FDS!!! LOL
DAMN WOMEN!!!! Use some baby wipes and some FDS!!! LOL
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Shale wrote:
BTW, did you know that the 'stream' of piss is actually a series of drops? Under the strobe effect of a flash camera you can see that.[/size][/color]
Yeah women usually figure that on out when they live with a man or boy--- cause that is why the bathroom, toilet and the surround floor smell like piss!!! LOL
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wants2laugh wrote:yeah.. but the worst is when u are seated at a bar... and a woman in a dress is next to you... and when she turns and uncrosses her legs... you can actaully SMELL her--- and she reaks!!!
DAMN WOMEN!!!! Use some baby wipes and some FDS!!! LOL
A girl on my high school cheerleading squad one year had that problem. It was fucking disgusting. Nobody would sit next to her on the bus.
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RedBedroom wrote:
A girl on my high school cheerleading squad one year had that problem. It was fucking disgusting. Nobody would sit next to her on the bus.
see that is sad!!! Her mother should be brought up on charges of neglect and emotional abuse... if u are going to have kids--- then freakin teach them how to clean their packages!!!
Of course, high school... she couldve just been a whore with a bad disease taht smells and didnt get to a doctore... but if the kids in school could smell her--- then her parents could smell her!!
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wants2laugh wrote: Yeah women usually figure that on out when they live with a man or boy--- cause that is why the bathroom, toilet and the surround floor smell like piss!!! LOL
Men are an easy target to malign about that pissy smell, but it is actually the squaters who sometimes cause it.
I once crashed for a month with a house of women and discovered a pissy smell in the main downstairs bathroom that I was using. Found out it was coming from the underside of the toilet seat. Apparently when women piss and it hits the porcelain it aerosolizes and collects under the seat. It had even corroded the seat.
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it eroded the seat?? Did they have radioactive piss or something??? WTF
I think i would have been telling myself "that is some nasty pussy there... even the urine will act as acid and corrode things!!" My dick wouldnt be anywhere that "va jay jay" as red called it LOL
I think i would have been telling myself "that is some nasty pussy there... even the urine will act as acid and corrode things!!" My dick wouldnt be anywhere that "va jay jay" as red called it LOL
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wants2laugh wrote:it eroded the seat?? Did they have radioactive piss or something??? WTF
I think i would have been telling myself "that is some nasty pussy there... even the urine will act as acid and corrode things!!" My dick wouldnt be anywhere that "va jay jay" as red called it LOL
No, actually piss is very corrosive when it collects on surroundings - and aerosolizing is quite common in public urinals. Most guys here have noticed if there is a metal divider between urinals or if there is a metal stall next to it that there is an area of corroded paint next to the urinal. I think it may be alkaline - very close to ammonia (so close that the Romans made the first degreaser out of piss that turned to ammonia).
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u know... i knew you looked familiar... didnt u used to help Mr. Wizard out on his show from time to time???
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Ahem...to answer the question, yes. Yes it is!
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So long as it isn't stretched/blew out.
(Ladies....stop at 3 kids.)
(Ladies....stop at 3 kids.)
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When you've gone w/o for at least a week, it's better than good. More like "tremendous".
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Marc™ wrote:So long as it isn't stretched/blew out.
(Ladies....stop at 3 kids.)
hahahahahhaa... but if she does her Kegle exercises she can tighten her muscles back up... they even make these weight to put up there to strengthen the muscles....that is why u can feel some women tighten and pulsate around ur cock
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My wife had some strong pubocoxegious muscles. I could feel them squeezing my fingers when she had orgasms while I was working my mouth on her clit and stroking her 'G' spot. She had some good thigh muscles too and nearly crushed my head with those orgasms.
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hahahahahhahaha... yeah im like that... this one guy once told me that not only could he not cum from bj's but he never came twice in one session... he could stay hard for hours.. but would only climax once. so after my mouth gave him his unexpected finish... lol
he then came again and said, "damn you have a bionic vagina!" kid u not... true story
he then came again and said, "damn you have a bionic vagina!" kid u not... true story
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wants2laugh wrote:
he then came again and said, "damn you have a bionic vagina!" kid u not... true story
Talk's cheap!
And so am I
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I've opened a can of worms...........
But ya'll carry on.
But ya'll carry on.
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@this thread. I go away for a few days and come back to this. Anyway… I'm not a man, but they often come back for my dinner buffet.
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Shale wrote:
Men are an easy target to malign about that pissy smell, but it is actually the squaters who sometimes cause it.
I once crashed for a month with a house of women and discovered a pissy smell in the main downstairs bathroom that I was using. Found out it was coming from the underside of the toilet seat. Apparently when women piss and it hits the porcelain it aerosolizes and collects under the seat. It had even corroded the seat.
Thank you for saying that
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