Guys How close are you to the perfect man?

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Guys How close are you to the perfect man?

by Tony Marino Tue May 15, 2012 3:53 pm

According to a poll by Austin Reed, the perfect man earns about $77K a year, drinks beer and drives an Audi.
But wait, men. Before you get bent out of shape, there's even more.
Women also want men to have stylish clothes, a good body and a clean-shaven face. In fact, in the survey of 2,000 women, they list those qualities as a "must." The hipster beards just aren't cutting it anymore.

Here's a full list of qualities the perfect man apparently possesses:
6 feet tall
Toned and athletic
Brown eyes
Short dark hair
Smart dress sense
Beer drinker
Non-smoker
Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
Gets ready in 17 minutes
Stylish
Wants a family
Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
Loves shopping
Eats meat
Clean shaven
Smooth chest
Watches soaps
Enjoys watching football
Drives an Audi
Educated to degree level
Earns more than his other half
Jokes around and has a laugh
Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
Says 'I love you' only when he means it
Admits it when he looks at other women
Has a driver's license
Can swim
Can ride a bike
Can change a tire
Calls mom regularly

30 in total, how many did you rack up?

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Re: Guys How close are you to the perfect man?

by Shale Tue May 15, 2012 4:27 pm

Here's a full list of qualities the perfect man apparently possesses:

6 feet tall Yep
Toned and athletic IDK - Subjective (Yep for a man my age)
Brown eyes Yep
Short dark hair No - Short/Grey
Smart dress sense Nope
Beer drinker Yep
Non-smoker Yep
Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper Nope
Gets ready in 17 minutes Yep
Stylish Nope
Wants a family Nope - Got one
Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year Nope
Loves shopping Nope
Eats meat No Way
Clean shaven Nope
Smooth chest Nope
Watches soaps Nope
Enjoys watching football Nope - Hate It!
Drives an Audi Nope
Educated to degree level Nope
Earns more than his other half Nope
Jokes around and has a laugh Yep
Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset Yep
Says 'I love you' only when he means it Yep
Admits it when he looks at other women Yep
Has a driver's license Yep
Can swim Yep
Can ride a bike Yep
Can change a tire Yep
Calls mom regularly Yep

15 OH Well. Maybe I'm not meant to appeal to women.
I'll stick with the young men who find me appealing. Blue Cool

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Re: Guys How close are you to the perfect man?

by Tony Marino Tue May 15, 2012 4:38 pm

LOL!!!

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Re: Guys How close are you to the perfect man?

by Nystyle709 Tue May 15, 2012 5:47 pm

Drives an Audi? Perfect!

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Re: Guys How close are you to the perfect man?

by Alan Smithee Tue May 15, 2012 8:40 pm

Tony Marino wrote:According to a poll by Austin Reed, the perfect man earns about $77K a year, drinks beer and drives an Audi.
But wait, men. Before you get bent out of shape, there's even more.
Women also want men to have stylish clothes, a good body and a clean-shaven face. In fact, in the survey of 2,000 women, they list those qualities as a "must." The hipster beards just aren't cutting it anymore.

Here's a full list of qualities the perfect man apparently possesses:
6 feet tall 5'11
Toned and athletic Pretty nuch
Brown eyes yeah
Short dark hair Short and what's left of it's dark
Smart dress sense Eh. I don't wear white socks with a suit. Or socks with sandals
Beer drinker Check
Non-smoker Check
Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper I don't know what smart jeans are but it doesn't sound like I'd wear any of that
Gets ready in 17 minutes If that
Stylish Eh
Wants a family Check
Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year Not quite
Loves shopping Not quite
Eats meat Check
Clean shaven Drat
Smooth chest Drat again
Watches soaps Nope
Enjoys watching football Yep
Drives an Audi Nope
Educated to degree level Yep
Earns more than his other half Yep
Jokes around and has a laugh No, I'm quite serious
Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset Nope
Says 'I love you' only when he means it Yep
Admits it when he looks at other women Hell, my wife points 'em out sometimes
Has a driver's license Yep. Clean too
Can swim Yep
Can ride a bike Yep. as long as we're talking bicycle
Can change a tire yep
Calls mom regularly Step mom

30 in total, how many did you rack up?