Do you have any friends/family with a crotch sniffing dog?

Alan Smithee wrote:Wear a cup

RedBedroom wrote:

Trust, it's not me...it's the dog. I swear.

Spoiler:

Alan Smithee wrote:Have you ever been nose butted in the balls by a large dog?

Shale wrote:Humans are too prudish to appreciate canine (and feline) natural communications. Dogs don't see too well but their olfactory sense is Waay beyond that of humans. Consider that we smell in black and white compared to a dogs sense of smell which is in colors.

Dogs do each other by sniffing butts and their relation to us is just as another dog so they quite immodestly check us out by smelling our groin area.

Now consider that there are lots of really fine smells that draw a dog to our crotch. Because, we humans even with our limited olfactory sense still in our natural state have relied on it ourselves. We too have ani glands that put out a specialized apocrine sweat that is a lure to dogs (and other ppl who are attuned to it). Our scrotum and labia skin also puts out apocrine sweat. (Yeah, I have done the dog thing with my nose in ppls crotches - even sniffed panties on occasion).

So, I tend to let the dog do his thing, check me out and go away. It's how they communicate naturally and it is only our prudery that makes an issue of it.

Shale wrote:Humans are too prudish to appreciate canine (and feline) natural communications. Dogs don't see too well but their olfactory sense is Waay beyond that of humans. Consider that we smell in black and white compared to a dogs sense of smell which is in colors.

Dogs do each other by sniffing butts and their relation to us is just as another dog so they quite immodestly check us out by smelling our groin area.

Now consider that there are lots of really fine smells that draw a dog to our crotch. Because, we humans even with our limited olfactory sense still in our natural state have relied on it ourselves. We too have ani glands that put out a specialized apocrine sweat that is a lure to dogs (and other ppl who are attuned to it). Our scrotum and labia skin also puts out apocrine sweat. (Yeah, I have done the dog thing with my nose in ppls crotches - even sniffed panties on occasion).

So, I tend to let the dog do his thing, check me out and go away. It's how they communicate naturally and it is only our prudery that makes an issue of it.

Cheaps wrote:I thought all dogs were like that.

And a lot of men.

(OH, did I just say men are dogs?)

Hyacinth Girl wrote:
Well whatever floats your boat, ... instead of shaking hands and saying hello when we meet someone, we all become like dogs, and have a big ol' natural free-for-all, ...

Hyacinth Girl wrote:


Well whatever floats your boat, but the reality of it is that:

A. As "natural" as it is, humans are civilized (or are supposed to be. . .) and animals are not. There's a certain degree of common courtesy that should be upheld in social situations, and the dog owner really should abide by that, realizing that not everyone likes a canine-oral.

B. Prudes? I think it's more like "Social Acceptability" and having a few boundaries---we don't need to get so natural that instead of shaking hands and saying hello when we meet someone, we all become like dogs, and have a big ol' natural free-for-all, bypass the intro, and plug our noses right in someone's crotch to greet them. And--


C. It completely pisses me off when someone's dog has been rooting around in dirt, grass and it's own shit, then gets that all over my pants with it's "getting to know you".

wants2laugh wrote:come on NY... maybe u smelled like peaches n creme too!!! what a jam that was!! LOL