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    Alligator on the loose at work

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    Post by wants2laugh Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:59 am

    I got word that a baby alligator was on the loose at the Trenton Main Postal processing facility. Apparently it is legal to ship alligators through the mail if they are under 18 inches long, and this once was 15 inches. People ship animals through express mail.

    I would have loved to see the look on the employees' faces when the bosses told them to catch it! I probably would have tried to catch it in a box, then let it loose "accidentally" in my big boss's office... or in the supervisor's restroom! LOL
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:02 am

    That's how this one started

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    Post by Shale Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:27 am

    OH, can't let NJ top us with an ALLIGATOR Story

    This Week in Florida:


    Alligator bites off swimming teen's arm in Fla.


    Published : Tuesday, 10 Jul 2012, 8:14 AM CDT

    MOORE HAVEN, Fla. (AP) — An alligator at least 10 feet long lunged at a teenager swimming in a river and bit off the teen's right arm below the elbow, state wildlife officials said Tuesday.

    Kaleb Langdale, 17, survived the encounter Monday in the Caloosahatchee River west of Lake Okeechobee. Wildlife officers who caught and killed the alligator retrieved the arm, but doctors were unable to reattach it.

    The alligator was 10 or 11 feet long.

    The teen was in good condition Tuesday at Lee Memorial Hospital in Fort Myers.

    The alligator went straight for Langdale as he was swimming, Matt Baker said.

    "It came at him and he put his arm in the way instead of letting it get to his body. It took his arm and him under," Baker said.

    Another friend said Langdale popped out of the water shortly after being bitten.

    "He was waving saying, 'Call the paramedics! My arm is gone!'" Gary Beck said.

    The Glades County area near Lake Okeechobee where Langdale was swimming is known to have several large alligators in it, Pino said. Alligators are more active this time of year because it's their mating season, which makes them more aggressive and inquisitive as they're looking for food and for mates. Wildlife officers warn that alligators can call just about any body of water in Florida home.

    "Anything that makes any splash in the water or any little commotion in the water may attract them to that particular location," Pino said.

    It's rare for wild alligators to bite humans, though, Pino said.

    "We have millions of people swimming in the state's waterways and nothing happens," he said.

    Since 1948, 224 people have suffered major alligator bites, including 22 fatal bites, according to June 2011 conservation commission data.

    Wildlife officials were investigating what caused the alligator to bite Langdale.

    "We want to understand the dynamics of the bite and understand what happened, what the alligator was doing, what the young man was doing, to see if there's anything we can learn from this," Pino said.

    Last month, an airboat captain was giving a tour in southwest Florida when a 9-foot alligator bit off his left hand. The Indiana family on the boat said the captain had hung a fish over the side of the boat and had his hand at the water's surface when the alligator bit him.
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    11.5- foot gator captured in Orange Park
    Published: Thursday July 12, 2012

    ORANGE PARK, Fla. -- 92-year-old John Nelson has been living in his home since 1948 and has seen alot. But he has never seen an alligator that big on his property. "Sooner or later he is going to get into trouble and get something he shouldn't," said Nelson.

    He's been watching it swim in Doctors Lake for weeks, but called police when it got just a few feet away from his front door. "He got too close to dogs and children, and we don't want to take any chances," he said.

    "I've never seen one this big in Orange Park," said Chief James Boivin. The Orange Park Police Chief watched as two trappers captured the nuisance gator. "He's endangering the kids, animals and people here," said Boivin.

    "They are a lot of danger, and they can take an arm quick," said trapper, Patrick Williams.

    With a couple of spears and some rope, the trappers were able to get the 11-and-a-half foot gator off Nelson's property. "He is as wide as a barrel. If you know how big a barrel is, that's how wide his stomach is," said Nelson.

    And though Nelson will never know what the gator ate to get that big, he can sleep better at night knowing no one here will be on the menu. If you see a nuisance gator in your area, state officials say you should never feed, touch, or try to catch it.

    Instead call 1-866-FWC-GATOR. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission will send a licensed trapper to remove it.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:52 am

    Yeah, maybe but I'm willing to bet that W2L would rather have the 15". Well maybe that would be enough big grin
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    Post by Tony Marino Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:12 am

    wants2laugh wrote:I got word that a baby alligator was on the loose at the Trenton Main Postal processing facility. Apparently it is legal to ship alligators through the mail if they are under 18 inches long, and this once was 15 inches. People ship animals through express mail.

    I would have loved to see the look on the employees' faces when the bosses told them to catch it! I probably would have tried to catch it in a box, then let it loose "accidentally" in my big boss's office... or in the supervisor's restroom! LOL

    LMAO!
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    Post by RedBedroom Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:30 pm

    Yikes!
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    Post by wants2laugh Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:54 am

    we had a pet alligator that was about 3ft long in an aquarium at the autobody shop my family owned. It eventually was given to someone in south philly... and the guy put it in the bath tub where it grew... and he would walk it on a leash in his yard. the cats all disappeared. Now everytime I hear of gator stories in philly... i wonder if it's good ol' Eddie!
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    Post by Nystyle709 Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:09 pm

    At least it wasn't a baby silverback gorilla on the loose.

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