Forget Confucius or even Dear Abby, what are some things that you would consider 'words of wisdom' that came from some pretty unusual sources?
I love this one, from the old Disney special Kids is Kids, chopped up a bunch of Donald and nephew shorts with Professor Von Drake narrating his research in between as he observes 'Family X'. When they get to the Hockey Champ, he says "Never belittle children's abilities, they may develop complexes and then the parent is liable to get hurt!" I love that one, and I do believe it's true.
Anybody else got one to add?