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captainbryce …is a Power Member.
Join date : 2010-04-11 Location : California Posts : 2051 Rep : 127
| Subject: "Split Stream" question Mon Nov 05, 2012 7:32 pm | |
| I just wasted 5 minutes of my life cleaning the porcelain of the toilet because I ended up with a split stream after trying to take a piss. Every male knows what the split stream is (I would imagine). Question: what the hell causes that, and how do you stop it? Thanks in advance! | |
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Shale ...is a Chamber Royal.
Join date : 2010-09-27 Location : Miami Beach Posts : 9699 Rep : 219
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captainbryce …is a Power Member.
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FireIce918 …is Authorized.
Join date : 2010-06-22 Location : VA Posts : 855 Rep : 8
| Subject: Re: "Split Stream" question Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:47 pm | |
| LMAO, I'm clearly not a guy but I squat when I use the toilet at work (my azz ain't touching that cesspool) and all I kept thinking was "I can't bend down that far today...I hope I don't have dual stream action cuz I can only control one!" | |
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Shale ...is a Chamber Royal.
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captainbryce …is a Power Member.
Join date : 2010-04-11 Location : California Posts : 2051 Rep : 127
| Subject: Re: "Split Stream" question Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:10 am | |
| - FireIce918 wrote:
- LMAO, I'm clearly not a guy but I squat when I use the toilet at work (my azz ain't touching that cesspool) and all I kept thinking was "I can't bend down that far today...I hope I don't have dual stream action cuz I can only control one!"
I honestly didn't know girls could have that problem. | |
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Alan Smithee ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
Join date : 2010-09-03 Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W Posts : 25792 Rep : 381
| Subject: Re: "Split Stream" question Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:23 am | |
| - captainbryce wrote:
- I honestly didn't know girls could have that problem.
It's common in uncircumcised men too. | |
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captainbryce …is a Power Member.
Join date : 2010-04-11 Location : California Posts : 2051 Rep : 127
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Alan Smithee ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
Join date : 2010-09-03 Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W Posts : 25792 Rep : 381
| Subject: Re: "Split Stream" question Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:36 pm | |
| Captain, oh my Captain. Given your well establised stance on circumcision, I was only busting your chops. Too bad you typically live in warmer climes. "Double steams" are pretty cool to write your name in the snow with! Yes, | |
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captainbryce …is a Power Member.
Join date : 2010-04-11 Location : California Posts : 2051 Rep : 127
| Subject: Re: "Split Stream" question Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:58 pm | |
| Gotcha! | |
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