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RedBedroom …is a Chamber DEITY.
Join date : 2010-02-18 Posts : 10696 Rep : 312
| Subject: NEVER say mean things out loud! Sun Dec 16, 2012 4:34 am | |
| Today we went out for breakfast then went to the little mall having a craft sale in the corridor because there was something I was looking for. As we entered, we all three remembered at the same time a moto family we know usually is there to sell their stuff for the holiday craft sale. They live about 100 miles from here.
Anyway, we did see their booth and I saw the wife of the family and asked Jay if he wanted to say hi to her or not, and he said, "Nah." Then my dumb ass said, "Me either, I could care less about that stupid shit they sell and don't want to feel like I should buy something." THEN THIS:
"Blown glass ornaments are not your thing?" That was said by the husband of the family who was RIGHT BEHIND US.
I am a jerk. And an idiot.
However, I am stellar at recovery. I said, "Uh, no not at all and as I am browsing the booths I see how nice all this stuff is but know I wouldn't display it because I hate to dust."
OK, so not stellar, but better than anything else that came to mind. | |
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Shale ...is a Chamber Royal.
Join date : 2010-09-27 Location : Miami Beach Posts : 9699 Rep : 219
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Alan Smithee ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
Join date : 2010-09-03 Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W Posts : 25792 Rep : 381
| Subject: Re: NEVER say mean things out loud! Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:32 am | |
| Did he buy your recovery even if you didn't buy any fellated glass? (Lucky glass!) | |
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Nystyle709 ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
Join date : 2010-03-16 Location : New York Posts : 27030 Rep : 339
| Subject: Re: NEVER say mean things out loud! Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:39 pm | |
| Forgive me....but I don't get it.... | |
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Supernova The Book Chamber
Join date : 2010-06-22 Posts : 11954 Rep : 182
| Subject: Re: NEVER say mean things out loud! Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:58 pm | |
| - Shale wrote:
- Yep! NEVER say mean things out loud. (Until checking for all within earshot)
That's what I wish my brother would learn, when the windows are down in the car is NOT the time to be mouthing off about the other idiots on the road even if it is true. | |
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Alan Smithee ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
Join date : 2010-09-03 Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W Posts : 25792 Rep : 381
| Subject: Re: NEVER say mean things out loud! Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:50 pm | |
| - Supernova wrote:
That's what I wish my brother would learn, when the windows are down in the car is NOT the time to be mouthing off about the other idiots on the road even if it is true. Yeah because some of them are armed. But at least if they're armed with a knife instead of a gun, you have a better chance of out running the knife. Just saying. | |
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Tony Marino …is a Global Moderator.
Join date : 2010-01-31 Location : New York Posts : 26786 Rep : 607
| Subject: Re: NEVER say mean things out loud! Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:49 am | |
| - RedBedroom wrote:
- Today we went out for breakfast then went to the little mall having a craft sale in the corridor because there was something I was looking for. As we entered, we all three remembered at the same time a moto family we know usually is there to sell their stuff for the holiday craft sale. They live about 100 miles from here.
Anyway, we did see their booth and I saw the wife of the family and asked Jay if he wanted to say hi to her or not, and he said, "Nah." Then my dumb ass said, "Me either, I could care less about that stupid shit they sell and don't want to feel like I should buy something." THEN THIS:
"Blown glass ornaments are not your thing?" That was said by the husband of the family who was RIGHT BEHIND US.
I am a jerk. And an idiot.
However, I am stellar at recovery. I said, "Uh, no not at all and as I am browsing the booths I see how nice all this stuff is but know I wouldn't display it because I hate to dust."
OK, so not stellar, but better than anything else that came to mind. LOL very good Red, bet you will be looking over your shoulder before making any comments like that again | |
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Supernova The Book Chamber
Join date : 2010-06-22 Posts : 11954 Rep : 182
| Subject: Re: NEVER say mean things out loud! Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:01 pm | |
| - Tony Marino wrote:
LOL very good Red, bet you will be looking over your shoulder before making any comments like that again
Jeff Foxworthy had a similar experience once with his mother. She is partially deaf and you can tell she has hearing aids because she never wears them. They were in line for a movie once and she jabs him and says "DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT THE GUY BEHIND US IS CROSS EYED AS A BAT!" | |
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Tony Marino …is a Global Moderator.
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Supernova The Book Chamber
Join date : 2010-06-22 Posts : 11954 Rep : 182
| Subject: Re: NEVER say mean things out loud! Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:47 pm | |
| - Tony Marino wrote:
And he added, 'And first of all you're embarrassed to death! And second, when somebody says something like that, YOU GOTTA LOOK!' so he did, 'And that guy was GLARING at me, he might not've been glaring at ME but he was glaring at SOMEBODY!' LOL | |
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RedBedroom …is a Chamber DEITY.
Join date : 2010-02-18 Posts : 10696 Rep : 312
| Subject: Re: NEVER say mean things out loud! Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:28 am | |
| - Nystyle709 wrote:
- Forgive me....but I don't get it....
Wish it was lost on me too. | |
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Shale ...is a Chamber Royal.
Join date : 2010-09-27 Location : Miami Beach Posts : 9699 Rep : 219
| Subject: Re: NEVER say mean things out loud! Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:55 pm | |
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Alan Smithee ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
Join date : 2010-09-03 Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W Posts : 25792 Rep : 381
| Subject: Re: NEVER say mean things out loud! Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:22 pm | |
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Tony Marino …is a Global Moderator.
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Alan Smithee ...is a 20G Chamber DIETY.
Join date : 2010-09-03 Location : 40º44’18.33”N 73º58’31.82”W Posts : 25792 Rep : 381
| Subject: Re: NEVER say mean things out loud! Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:30 pm | |
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