In short, I think all kids' programming today sucks. Now, I know every generation says that theirs was the best, but let's face it, WE can back up that argument, the next generation can't.
I grew up in the 90s, and we had the classic cartoons, Flintstones, Jetsons, Yogi Bear, Tom and Jerry, Popeye, Looney Toons, the original Mickey Mouse cartoons on the Disney Channel, and then we had the more modern stuff for our time, Ducktales, Goof Troop, Garfield & Friends, the Charlie Brown cartoons, Tiny Toons, The Real Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Addams Family, Beetlejuice, we had all the greats, and today all that's left on the regular channels is MAYBE a half hour or hour of the old Tom and Jerry cartoons, not much to compensate for all that we had.
And, despite the thread's title, it's not just limited to cartoons. Saturday night, Nickelodeon became Snick and they would show Kenan and Kel, funny as hell, Cousin Skeeter, I liked it, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, STILL a great one today, and The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo. I loved Shelby Woo as a kid, she was a teenaged girl who worked with the police, and she solved REAL crimes that involved danger: arson, kidnapping, robbery, criminal assault, sabotage, gambling, hit and run, etc. Now you tell me WHAT kids' show today is going to have the balls to have ANY of that going on today? Today, from what I can gather, a mystery for a kid's show would be something like 'I can't find my shoe...someone stole it! *20 minutes later* oh it was in the freezer the whole time'. They would NEVER get into something that could actually involve risk of life and limb of a child.
And does anybody here remember that show from PBS in the 90s, Wishbone? With the little talking dog who played the heroes in classic literature? I loved that show too, I'd catch it every day, and it got a lot of kids interested in reading classic stories like Tom Sawyer, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, The Red Badge of Courage, The Purloined Letter, The Count of Monte Cristo, Scandal in Bohemia, The Hound of the Baskervilles, etc. Again, WHAT show today is going to make that interesting for a kid?
And that series spawned several book series...there was the series that ran like the show: something going on in Wishbone's life would be similar to what was going on in a classical story.
Then there was another series that told it all from the classic story's point of view, with Wishbone offering tidbits of information in between.
Then there was the mystery series that there was something weird going on in Oakdale, somebody went missing, the possibility of aliens, etc., and through it all somebody would mention the name of an exisiting mystery novel that had something similar going on in it. And again, I have to ask, WHAT kids show today is going to have the balls to try any of that? Today they don't encourage kids to read, or learn, or think, just sit down in front of the TV all day.
And something else I think about, the older cartoons had the guts to say 'kill' or 'murder' or 'die', it wasn't taboo. The Flintstones, Fred thought his next door neighbor was the infamous wife KILLER. In Garfield in the Rough, there is a KILLER panther running around and Garfield says 'they're going to come here, and then they're going to eat me, and then I'm going to die, and that'll really hurt my bowling average'. In kids' shows today, they don't say 'he KILLS them' or 'she KILLED them', no...instead they say 'he GETS them' or 'she GOT them'. And when trying to say somebody died, the best they can come up with is 'gone', or change it from dead to 'in a hospital in Canada'.
It's really stupid how kids' shows today treat the audience members with (no pun intended) kid gloves, that if they say anything or have anything with any actual substance or meaning, it will overload their tiny little brains.
Anybody else got something to add?
I grew up in the 90s, and we had the classic cartoons, Flintstones, Jetsons, Yogi Bear, Tom and Jerry, Popeye, Looney Toons, the original Mickey Mouse cartoons on the Disney Channel, and then we had the more modern stuff for our time, Ducktales, Goof Troop, Garfield & Friends, the Charlie Brown cartoons, Tiny Toons, The Real Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Addams Family, Beetlejuice, we had all the greats, and today all that's left on the regular channels is MAYBE a half hour or hour of the old Tom and Jerry cartoons, not much to compensate for all that we had.
And, despite the thread's title, it's not just limited to cartoons. Saturday night, Nickelodeon became Snick and they would show Kenan and Kel, funny as hell, Cousin Skeeter, I liked it, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, STILL a great one today, and The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo. I loved Shelby Woo as a kid, she was a teenaged girl who worked with the police, and she solved REAL crimes that involved danger: arson, kidnapping, robbery, criminal assault, sabotage, gambling, hit and run, etc. Now you tell me WHAT kids' show today is going to have the balls to have ANY of that going on today? Today, from what I can gather, a mystery for a kid's show would be something like 'I can't find my shoe...someone stole it! *20 minutes later* oh it was in the freezer the whole time'. They would NEVER get into something that could actually involve risk of life and limb of a child.
And does anybody here remember that show from PBS in the 90s, Wishbone? With the little talking dog who played the heroes in classic literature? I loved that show too, I'd catch it every day, and it got a lot of kids interested in reading classic stories like Tom Sawyer, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, The Red Badge of Courage, The Purloined Letter, The Count of Monte Cristo, Scandal in Bohemia, The Hound of the Baskervilles, etc. Again, WHAT show today is going to make that interesting for a kid?
And that series spawned several book series...there was the series that ran like the show: something going on in Wishbone's life would be similar to what was going on in a classical story.
Then there was another series that told it all from the classic story's point of view, with Wishbone offering tidbits of information in between.
Then there was the mystery series that there was something weird going on in Oakdale, somebody went missing, the possibility of aliens, etc., and through it all somebody would mention the name of an exisiting mystery novel that had something similar going on in it. And again, I have to ask, WHAT kids show today is going to have the balls to try any of that? Today they don't encourage kids to read, or learn, or think, just sit down in front of the TV all day.
And something else I think about, the older cartoons had the guts to say 'kill' or 'murder' or 'die', it wasn't taboo. The Flintstones, Fred thought his next door neighbor was the infamous wife KILLER. In Garfield in the Rough, there is a KILLER panther running around and Garfield says 'they're going to come here, and then they're going to eat me, and then I'm going to die, and that'll really hurt my bowling average'. In kids' shows today, they don't say 'he KILLS them' or 'she KILLED them', no...instead they say 'he GETS them' or 'she GOT them'. And when trying to say somebody died, the best they can come up with is 'gone', or change it from dead to 'in a hospital in Canada'.
It's really stupid how kids' shows today treat the audience members with (no pun intended) kid gloves, that if they say anything or have anything with any actual substance or meaning, it will overload their tiny little brains.
Anybody else got something to add?
Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:17 am by Chris
» NEW ADDRESS: http://conversationchamber.ipbhost.com/
Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:16 am by Chris
» New project
Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:17 am by wants2laugh
» st pattys day
Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:21 am by Bluesmama
» White smoke signals cardinals have selected a new pope
Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:11 pm by wants2laugh
» Red?
Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:05 pm by Alan Smithee
» Do You Look Like a Celebrity?
Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:57 pm by wants2laugh
» Canned Foods
Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:57 pm by CeCe
» English Muffins or Toast?
Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:45 pm by Nystyle709