OLTL weekly spoilers [for the week of Feb. 22]

• Dorian begins to fervently fall for the fiction that all’s well that end’s well (since all the Cramer women are accounted for).

• Adriana and Kelly regroup with the other Cramer women.

• Blair tips Dorian off to the possibility that Mitch can still strike.

• Dorian makes the costly error of breathing a sigh of relief, when Rev. Andrew knocks on her door with the contents of a chilling missive.

• Schuyler outs himself to a sickened Gigi as Stacy’s baby daddy. He has to really; the baby is about to receive an important, life-changing operation.

• Hearing all she needs to hear, Gigi contends with secret-having Schuyler about his baby with…Stacy.

• Schuyler stutters some kind of answer but it is not an answer Gigi accepts, so she cuts him dry.

• Greg forewarns Rachel that the hospital leadership will be going after Schuyler for pilfering hospital drugs (oxytocin).

• Greg bristles at Rachel’s seemingly blind, automatic faith in Schuyler. This causes friction.

• Laying aside their back-and-forth sniping, Rachel and Greg have relations.

• Rachel can champion Schuyler as a reformed, law-abiding citizen all she wants, the proof—she’ll later find—is in his backpack.

• Rachel obtains crucial legal info about Schuyler’s case should it go to court, from lawyer Tea.

• Tea verifies that it’ll be bad for Schuyler if he did administer the stolen hospital drug into a pregnant Stacy and caused the premature labor which then left the preemie with this health defect.

• When confronted with the info and the evidence, Schuyler swears to Rachel (who thinks he’s telling the truth) that he chickened out at the last minute.

• Roxy endeavors to light the spark again in Gigi for Rex.

• Gigi rejoices in the fact that Rex has her back and she can always rely on him during her storm.

• Rex imparts to Shane that his Aunt Stacy is no longer among the living.

• Rex opens up his heart to Bo about this whole sorry, sordid situation.

• Shane considers the possibility that Rex and Gigi will reconcile now.

• Kim is a basket case, now that her BFF Stacy is no more. She even snaps at Nigel, which Clint walks in on.

• Clint proceeds to school Kim on etiquette when she interrupts him with the reason she’s on edge.

• Clint tenderly tends to Kim as she grieves her loss of Stacy.

• Schuyler prays by himself in the chapel, while his daughter goes through an operation.

• Gigi has the courtesy of letting Schuyler know that his baby made it through the operation, but that’s about it.

• Roxy contends with Mitch in a showdown to match all showdowns.

• Anti-Christ Mitch receives a devoted follower while still stuck in the clink.

• Kyle does something about this baby situation. Points for trying anyway.

• Fish reverts to his Norman Rockwell-Middle America type when turning down the chance to be a dad to baby Sierra Rose. He says she’s better off with Gigi and Schuyler or Rex, than him and Kyle who are gay. Society will treat her better, he adds.

• Fish’s old-fashioned attitude and hands-off approach to the baby are a big, fat drag for the more-evolved Kyle.

• John hides behind the L word, to keep Marty off his back about Natalie.

• John and Marty make amends, a smoochy couple again.

• Natalie feels left out and uptight when she watches John and Marty all kissy-kissy puss-puss.

• Todd tries to put the mack on with Blair but she won’t and can’t have him again. Is her resistance futile?

• Blair already figured out that she’d be sloppy seconds, since the only reason Todd’s sniffing around her is to forget Tea (who has tried to once more keep her distance).

• Jack and Danielle don’t get along. To put it mildly.

• Word spreads quickly that Mitch has erased Jessica’s memories back until high school. Her loved ones mourn and gnash their teeth – none more than Brody, poor dear.

• Brody walks Jessica through their friendship then courtship with pictures and moving pictures, but it does nothing for her.

• Jessica tries to jar her memory by making out with Brody a little, but nothing.

• Natalie and Bree see how Jessica is doing, but their presence also does little in the realm of familiarity.

• To prevent traumatizing a mere child, a stranger now, Jessica acts like a mom to daughter Bree.

• Jessica summons Cristian over for a little loving. See, she thinks she’s still 17 and when she was 17, she was all about Cris.

• Cris sees Jess as just a friend; it’s been that way for forever. So he thinks nothing of kissing her on the cheek as a show of his concern.

• Jess takes the cheek kiss and jumps all over Cris, clearly not just in a friendly manner.

• Jessica feels all fluttery inside her hoo-hoos when she macks all over Cristian, who has no idea what’s going on.

• As flattered as Cris must be to have Jess’s affection, he’s since moved on with another woman, Layla.

• Brody resolves to do anything to get his Jessica back.

• Starr senses Langston’s been holding out on her.

• Langston deceives Starr about coveting Ford.

• Rapper Snoop Dogg makes the scene again. He personally asks Bo and his family to join him for his next Capricorn gig.

• Rapper Snoop Dogg, and Bo’s college pal, puts on a show, elating Bo, Nora and their son Matthew.

• Matthew and Danielle take kissing a little too far, just short of making love for the first time.

• Matthew puts the brakes on their kissing session, saying to Danielle that when they do it, it should be under a more romantic, proper setting.

• Bo and Nora, and Todd and Tea, are not down with Matthew and Danielle going that extra mile to consummate anything. These kids are way too young.

• Bo tries to point out only good scenarios to Nora about their Matthew going out with Todd’s spawn, Danielle.

• Todd stupidly tries to enforce a no-Matthew at Snoop Dogg’s show on Danielle.

• Danielle cuts Todd down to a nub. She snarks at him not to try and parent her.

• Danielle raises such a stink, Todd actually lets her have her way. However…

• Todd and Tea insist on bringing her and Matthew to the show and staying there to watch over them.

• Greg’s parents act like Shaun’s date Vivian is the second coming, compared to Rachel.

• Cristian pumps Ford for the identity of this chick he’s hot for.

• Ford remains discreet to Cris about … Langston?

• Langston thinks she’s clever, circumventing a tempting run-in with Ford at that concert by offering to watch baby Hope at home instead.

• But Ford goes on the prowl for Langston, all the way to her home.

• Ford jumps on this bewitching effect he has on smitten Langston.

• Langston and Ford do their push-pull dance before succumbing to lust.

• Markko serves as the grenade for a possible Ford and Langston hook-up. Markko is as yet none the wiser.

• Starr and Hannah size each other up. Starr isn’t liking the vibe Hannah has on Cole.

• Next week: Todd’s efforts as dad seem to go over well with Danielle. Soon he’ll do something that has her standing up and taking favorable notice… Cassie and Andrew descend on Dorian with a bulletin as dire as swine flu… Dorian sees Mitch written all over this particular bulletin. She hits John up for aid… Kevin asks a stupefied Kelly to be his wife… Jessica voices her intent to hang out with her boyfriend Cristian… A spy is among them, keeping close attention on Jessica… Langston lets Ford win her over… Ford’s not acting above-board with Langston. Could he be a Mitch follower or just a Narcissist on the make?... Schuyler keeps digging his own grave with Gigi… Adriana uplifts Rex to follow his heart (and don’t make a fool out of her)… It’s not going to be as simple as handing Stacy’s baby over to Gigi. Gigi, Schuyler, and Rex will involve themselves in court to fight for custody of Sierra Rose.

Tony Marino wrote:Dosen't take Gigi very long to fall out of love with Schuyler does it.

Kral wrote:

Tony Marino wrote:Dosen't take Gigi very long to fall out of love with Schuyler does it.

Her and Natalie get over love lost real quick, don't they?