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    Post by kinetic Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:37 am

    Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:


    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
    They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

    TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

    SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

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    Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
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    Post by RedBedroom Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:51 am

    LOL
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    Post by CatEyes10736 Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:22 am

    LOL wow.
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    Post by Tony Marino Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:00 am

    Pretty Cool!
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    Post by jade80 Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:56 pm

    Lol!


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    Post by Chris Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:35 pm

    bump
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    Post by CeCe Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:37 pm

    ROFLMAO!
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    Post by Cheaps Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:39 am

    Funny! Smile

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