Which is funnier?

I hate dressing up in costumes so much that I am embarrassed to even ask you guys your opinion. I have to dress up for something on Saturday. Ugh. Here are my two thoughts, and I would love your opinion of which (if either at all) is funny:

#1...Dress in all black clothes and attach numbers created from sticker paper all over my body. I would be "someone you can count on."

#2. I would wear whatever kind of clothes and have those "Hello my name is..." name tags all over my body with different names on each. I would be "a person with multiple personality disorder"

Imaginative but either way you're probably going to have to explain what you're supposed to be through out the evening. If you go with the name tags at least make sure that 1 reads "Sybil" and another "Eve".

Add "Tara" to the list. There's a series on Showtime with Toni Collette.

alan smithee wrote:Imaginative but either way you're probably going to have to explain what you're supposed to be through out the evening. If you go with the name tags at least make sure that 1 reads "Sybil" and another "Eve".

Yeah, that second one sounds like a better idea. Of course there's always a third option, wear your regular clothes and say 'I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everybody else'.

Supernova wrote:


Yeah, that second one sounds like a better idea. Of course there's always a third option, wear your regular clothes and say 'I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everybody else'.

OK Wednesday Addams

alan smithee wrote:

OK Wednesday Addams

Exactly!

Oh and if the OP goes with the name tag thing, she should definitely put down Exidor as one personality. He might not've been a split personality but he was still plenty crazy.

Exidor:[Exidor is trying to get Mork's memory back] All right, Mork, put your hands in front of your face, and repeat after me. "Oh, no, please don't."
Mork: Oh, no, please don't... oh...
Exidor: [Exidor takes a poster off Mindy's wall and smashes it over Mork's head] Too late.
Cora Hudson: That man is an absolute raving lunatic.
Exidor: Madam, you flatter me.

Honestly, I love ya.....but I wouldn't laugh at either one of them. Maybe a "heh". They both seem way too cliche. But if I had to choose, I'd go with the first one. If I can think of something funnier before Saturday, I'll let you know......

#2

If you do go with #1, maybe wear one name tag from #2, "Hello, my name is: Someone you can count on." It'll save you a lot of esplainin' Lucy.

Im liking the multiple personality one. Maybe you can have two different color hair on each side too LOL.

Imaginative but either way you're probably going to have to explain what you're supposed to be through out the evening. If you go with the name tags at least make sure that 1 reads "Sybil" and another "Eve".

Thanks for the suggestions for those names. I probably wouldn't have thought of that!

They both seem way too cliche. But if I had to choose, I'd go with the first one. If I can think of something funnier before Saturday, I'll let you know......

Thanks for your honesty! I am not going out to wow the masses with this, I just have to have a costume and need something where my regular clothes are a base. I can't stand dressing up, but have to go to this thing for an hour or so. I would rather explain my uncreative costume all night than reply to, "Why aren't you dressed up?" all night. But if you think of something where I can wear my regular clothes as a base, please let me know.