What's your alter ego like?

Just for fun, what is your "alter ego" like? That alternate version of you that who exists in fantasy scenarios that you've envisioned yourself in. My alter ego is a bitch. She's a cold, calculating, cigarette-smoking business woman, who is known as a shark and has harsh winning arguments with men in board meetings. She lives in an expensive high-rise apartment in an active urban area, and carries on affairs with burly guys who're so dim and naive that it almost causes her to feel.

In other words, meet my alter ego:

LOL, I think mine's existed since I was about 8 or 9 and it was always what I as a kid hoped to be. She's mean, tough, cool, wear blue jeans and baggy T-shirts, has a kickass attitude, drives a motorcycle, races around through the streets, always up for a fight, comes to life under the cover of darkness out in the city, defies all authority, lives primarily for herself and to have a good time. For a picture, I got no clue.

I have several alter egos and each of them live in just about all of the protagonists of each of my stories.

My boss calls him "Battler" and describes him as an entertaining man that you wouldn't want as a friend.

My parallel universe twin would be an quasi-evil maniac, with a dark goatee; sort of like in that Star Trek episode.

Chris wrote:My parallel universe twin would be an quasi-evil maniac, with a dark goatee; sort of like in that Star Trek episode.

With a blue tie and vest?

He's sex on legs!