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    10 Thoughts to Ponder

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    Post by Tony Marino Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:03 am

    Ten Thoughts to Ponder


    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky ...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    And The Number 1 Thought
    Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


    - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."
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    Post by Forgiveness Man Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:13 am

    Number 8 is not true. Razz But the rest are good.
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    Post by RedBedroom Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:13 pm

    LOL! Great list!
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    Post by Shale Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:58 pm

    Gad, that extra BB Code was distracting. But some pretty funny thots to ponder.

    Tony Marino wrote:Ten Thoughts to Ponder

    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    And The Number 1 Thought
    Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

    - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."

    Funny - no one ever says that to me.






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    Post by Chris Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:51 am

    bump
    I can't believe I missed this. Pretty spot-on list.
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    Post by CeCe Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:00 am

    ROFLMAO!
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    Post by Nystyle709 Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:40 pm

    LOL. Cute.
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    Post by TSJFan4Ever Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:23 am

    LOL - some great ones in here!
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    Post by Hyacinth Girl Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:48 am

    And while you're pondering all those thoughts, here's something else to think about:

    big grin


    QUESTIONS YOU JUST CAN'T ANSWER




    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Did you ever stop and wonder......

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
    These pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

    Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

    Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? (My fridge freezer has a light).

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Stop singing and read on......

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?




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    Post by Tony Marino Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:51 am

    Hyacinth Girl wrote:And while you're pondering all those thoughts, here's something else to think about:

    big grin


    QUESTIONS YOU JUST CAN'T ANSWER




    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    What is the speed of darkness?

    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

    If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

    Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Did you ever stop and wonder......

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze
    These pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

    Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.'

    Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? (My fridge freezer has a light).

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !

    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Stop singing and read on......

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?





    Great list!

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