Men NEVER listen?
>
>
> A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study
> overseas:
>
> My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop"

> NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
>
> So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion. The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first." (typical of men!)
>
> So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.
>
> Years later the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.
> The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.
>
> The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.
> "Your father, my child, he was so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."
> "So where is he?"
>
> "Oh, that's him I have on my back."

Since when do men married to women care about how they look compared to their wives?

LOL, cute!

What? Did you say something?

Men listen...we just hear things differently

A woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
And if we don't do laundry right now,
You'll have no clothes to wear."

A man hears:

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
Blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
Blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
Blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
Blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

LOL Alan! You always have awesome jokes!!

alan smithee wrote:

Men listen...we just hear things differently

A woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
And if we don't do laundry right now,
You'll have no clothes to wear."

A man hears:

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
Blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
Blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
Blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
Blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES

Tony Marino wrote:

Men NEVER listen?
>
>
> A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study
> overseas:
>
> My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop"

> NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
>
> So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion. The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first." (typical of men!)
>
> So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.
>
> Years later the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back.
> The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.
>
> The daughter is delighted and asks about her father.
> "Your father, my child, he was so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle."
> "So where is he?"
>
> "Oh, that's him I have on my back."

alan smithee wrote:

Men listen...we just hear things differently

A woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
And if we don't do laundry right now,
You'll have no clothes to wear."

A man hears:

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
Blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
Blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
Blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
Blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES