Ike Jr. is getting desperate!

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Chris Brown begs fans to help his cancer-stricken music career.

Jeez who would have thought that knocking a popular singer upside her head would be a bad career move? The other Brown (Bobby) got away with it, and he's still on top...

Remember when R Kelly was going through that piss video fiasco? He stayed afloat by making hit after hit, people didn't a fuck if he was guilty or not as long as he kept making hits.

Chris is not making hits like that.

You need to get in where you fit in. If the industry has blackballed you then get a job at Mickey D's, they're always hiring. They could use more smiling faces in the drive thru.

Or you can hit up a job fair and get your network on. Be sure to tuck in your shirt, use a firm hand shake, and look your prospective employer in the eye when speaking.

Welcome to the real world, Chris, we've been waiting for you.