I Have ...

Worked As:

US Air Force Airman

Oil Rig Roughneck (Lead Tong & Derrick)

Security Guard

Police Patrolman

Computer Operator (1970)

French Market Sweeper

Warehouseman

Hospital Stock Tech

Hoagy/Pizza Maker

Art Museum Attendant/Security

Free Clinic LIve-In Staff (N.O. 1971)

Clinic Assistant - (India 1977)

Psych. Tech

Veterinarian Assistant

Child Care Worker

Grounds Keeper

Artists' Model

Nursing Assistant

Direct Care Staff MR

Training Instructor MR

Office Manager

Slept In:

Paris

London

Luxembourg

Assisi (Walked - Basilica of St. Francis)

Brindisi

Athens (Walked - Acropolis)

Istanbul

Buyukada

Bursa (Hotel & Brothel)

Ankara

Tehran (Park Bench)

Mashad

Herat

Kabul (Room with dirt floor)

Kandahar

Rawalpindi

Lahore

New Delhi

Agra (Walked - Taj Mahal)

Sanchi

Bombay (Now Mumbai)

Ahmednagar

Merida (Visit Chichen Itza, Uxmal )

Yucatán (hammock outside Tulum)

Villa Hermosa (Park Bench)

San Cristobal de las Casas

Guatemala City

Flores

San Miguel (hammock under thatched roof)

Puerto Barrios (Hotel/Saloon/Brothel)

Managua

San Jose

Puerto Limon

Walked In:

Nassau

Dominican Republic

Jamaica

Haiti

British Virgin Islands

U.S. Virgin Islands

Cayman Islands

Driven:

All sorts of cars (stick and automatic)

15 passenger van

50 passenger school bus

Tractor (with Bush Hog & Disc Harrow)

Tenant Street Sweeper

Fork Lift

Jet Ski

Owned & Driven:

1956 Ford

1957 Chevy

1960 Chevy

IH Pickup Truck

4 VW Beetles

Honda 450 Motorcycle

Ridden:

DC-3 Airplane (2 propeller)

Jetliner (Boeing 707, 727, 747)

Car Ferry (New Orleans, Mediterranean)

Ocean Liner

Rail Trains (Steam & Diesel)

Street Car (St. Louis, New Orleans)

Cable Car (San Francisco)

Subway/El (Wash DC/Chicago)

Roller Coaster (Zephyr - New Orleans)

Also:

Been Madly In Love

Been Married - Been Divorced

Fired rifles, shotguns, pistols

Shot arrows from a bow

Water Skied

Parasailed

Paddled a dugout canoe

Rode Bicycles

Swam Naked with Others

Cooked on an open fire

Built my own dwelling in woods

Shoveled Snow

Drawn water from a well

Drank water from the Ganges

Read by kerosene lamp

Used an Outhouse

Ridden a Horse (and plow mule)

Eaten Meat;

(crawfish, crabs, oysters, fish, chicken, beef, pork, deer, goat, frog, rabbit, squirrel)

Caught fish, shot rabbit & squirrel

Killed chickens

Helped slaughter a calf

Been Anaesthetized for Surgery (4 times - First with Ether)

Broke my leg (Left Tibia Spiral Fracture)

Watched people die

Smoked cigarettes & pipe

Chewed tobacco

Gotten drunk on alcohol

Smoked marijuana

Taken psychedelics & speed

As of September 2009