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    Things that you would advise not to do on a first date

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    Post by Tony Marino Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:19 pm

    Stopping on the way to drop off paperwork at the unemployment office

    Talk about your auto erotic asphyxiation obsession

    Show him/her your room at your parent's house

    Stop by the planned parenthood clinic before dinner

    Don't say that everybody calls you the "bonemaster"

    Show your large quanity of morning after pills, as you dont like to wear
    condoms

    Show up wearing a strap-on

    Wear a clown outfit with the words "John Wayne Gacy forever" stenciled on
    your shirt


    Have a tube of Preperation H in your shirt pocket

    Talk about your time in prisonDo NOT use the L wordTalk about your rashDon't bring along your blowup doll for a threesome

    Avoid texting from across the restaurant dinner table to either (i) advise that she/he has a piece of green lettuce stuck between her/his teeth and it's
    grossing you out, or (ii) inform her/him you've gotta exit because your IBS is
    suddenly acting up

    Don't tell her/him about the dungeon you dug under your basement
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    Post by Nystyle709 Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:56 pm

    Fart
    Spit
    Scratch
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:53 pm

    Oops...thought you were asking for advise, Tony. What NY said. Don't be rude to your waiter or waitress (I'm too politically incorrect to say "server") or anyone else for that matter.

    On second thought, your behavior doesn’t matter. Like the observation that you don’t need a parachute to go skydiving…you need one to go skydiving more than once, you can be as obnoxious as you want on a first date. As long as you don’t care if you get a second one.
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    Post by CatEyes10736 Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:19 pm

    Complain about things or show your cynical side.
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    Post by Shale Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:26 pm

    Pick up your girl at her apartment in a 50-passenger, bright yellow school bus. blushing

    OH Wait! She didn't mind. She married my ass. big grin

    Oh, well - not really good at dating.     Blue Cool
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:35 pm

    Shale wrote:Pick up your girl at her apartment in a 50-passenger, bright yellow school bus. blushing

    Blue Cool

    Didn't you used to be Keith Partridge confused Wink
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    Post by RedBedroom Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:00 pm

    Lots of trial and error there in your dating life, Tony! LOL
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    Post by TSJFan4Ever Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:28 am

    Asking about their finances on a first date, or even a second or 3rd one.

    That you want to be the one making all of the decisions (not at any point, actually)
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    Post by Tony Marino Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:56 am

    RedBedroom wrote:Lots of trial and error there in your dating life, Tony! LOL

    Things that you would advise not to do on a first date 954338 ReD!!
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    Post by Chris Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:15 am

    Tony Marino wrote:Have a tube of Preperation H in your shirt pocket

    ROFLMAO! That probably should stay at home, or in the glove compartment.
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    Post by (Oh!) Rob Petrie Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:24 am

    Bring a friend. pissed
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    Post by Shale Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:24 am

    Bring a friend not interested in a 3-way. big grin
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    Post by Nystyle709 Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:56 am

    Ask to borrow money.
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