The wish corrupter

This is a simple game , you make a wish the next person corrupts your wish, and then make a wish of his or her own.
for instance Poster 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster 2: Granted, but you lose $999,995 to a thief.
Poster 2: then makes a wish.

I'll begin........I wish I could fly.

Suzi wrote:This is a simple game , you make a wish the next person corrupts your wish, and then make a wish of his or her own.
for instance Poster 1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster 2: Granted, but you lose $999,995 to a thief.
Poster 2: then makes a wish.

I'll begin........I wish I could fly.

I'll try Suzi...

Your wish to fly is granted but you are mistaken for an extraterrestrial, shot down and taken to a (not so) secret location in southern Nevada.

I wish I could dunk a basketball. Let's see if the next person says what I would have.

You can dunk a basketball, but 10 seconds later you will break your leg and wind up in a wheelchair.

I wish I was exempt from having to pay taxes.

Marc™ wrote:I wish I was exempt from having to pay taxes.

Your wish is granted because people who are flat broke are exempt from paying taxes.

I wish I was in Dixie.

Granted. The Witness Protection Program has decided to transfer you to Dixie....a week later though, the cartel you snitched on discovers your whereabouts, forcing you to move again.

I wish I never had to have another bowel movement.

Granted, but that crap builds up inside of you and poisons you to death.


I wish that a hungry child in Africa gets fed a sandwich!

Your wish is granted but the hungry child is a member of a tribe that are still cannibals so the sandwhich is made of...you.

I wish all parents were strong and wise and capable and all children were happy and beloved.

(How are they getting me to Africa? )

Your wish is granted but for that to happen, you'd be living in a world where FM's values are the law of the land, which means you live in 100% lock step with FM's Catholic values and you can't do any of that fun stuff you like to do!

I wish for them to start making no-carb, no calorie, no salt, non poisonous chocolates!

Your wish is granted but you die of boredom.

I wish I was a better speller.

^^^^^ (Boredom? Seriously. )

Wish granted, but now that you can spell good, your brain goes dead and you have absolutely nothing to say!

I wish for no more child abductions!

Your wish is granted because all the children have died in a plague.

I wish there were no more reality shows

Wish granted but they replace all the reality shows with shows written by Glenn Beck!

I wish John McBain would get his butt beat by Walker Texas Ranger in a crossover episode!

Your wish is granted but an overzealous prosecutor has you arrested, tried, convicted and sent to state prison where you do hard time as an accomplace in an assault.

I wish there was no need for abortions.

(I thought this wish corruptor was supposed to have relevance to my wish. That was like totally random. )

Wish granted but (I am resisting the urge to put a VERY mean one into here...) then the world would actually have to learn abstinence and responsibility, every liberal alive would've been proud supporters of mass genocide, and the "crazy conservatives" would be acknowledged as right all along. In other words, you'd go crazy and need to be checked into the nuthouse cause it'd be an "FM is right" world!

I wish for Charlie Sheen to eat chili!

Your wish is granted but you get trapped in an elevator with him and his farts are so bad that he makes your eyes bleed.

I wish that when intolerant religious bigots die and go to heaven, it’s for just long enough for God to greet them in drag, and tell them that they’re worse than any of the ‘sinners” they’ve damned, before he ships them off to hell.

Wish granted but then everyone else goes to hell with them cause if God would do that, then he's gonna send everyone down there and that'd make you screwed too!

I wish for bread!

"Everyone else" includes you and it will be worth it to see the look on your face

Your wish is granted but it's really crappy bread.

I wish my wife's father had gotten to meet his grandchildren.

^^^^You wouldn't think it's worth it cause it'd be sucking so much for you, you wouldn't even notice me! (And if it is crappy bread, I simply won't eat it. I never said I wanted to eat the bread. )

Granted but then George Bush would be president forever! (Figured I'd see how you liked the randomness. )

I wish you would not corrupt this wish!

your wish is granted? i will not corrupt this wish

i wish i could be invisible

Your wish is granted. You are now invisible....but everyone thinks you're dead, and all your bank accounts and property are now being spent and sold.

I wish I had a money tree and an electric fence (that I'm impregnable to) to keep thieves away from it.

Your wish is granted but you forgot to put a gate in the fence so you can't get to your money either.

I wish our politicians put the best interest of all the people ahead of the special interest groups who buy their vote.

Your wish is granted, but those politicians wound up putting more focus on people than national security, and as a result, the country was taken over by the fascist regime of another.

I wish I could be twenty again.

Your wish is granted, but u stay 20 forever

i wish i could sing really well

Your wish is granted but you can only sing songs you hate.

I wish you were here.

Granted, but so doesn't Roger Waters and David Gilmour.


I wish I didn't have to sit home all day, waiting for an electrician to come fix my breaker box.