High school 'sex quiz' gets teacher in trouble

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High school 'sex quiz' gets teacher in trouble
March 11, 2011 6:10 PM
By AL PEFLEY / CBS12.com



PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. -- Some parents at Dwyer High say a teacher went way too far when he gave some of his psychology students a sex quiz Monday, a quiz that's filled with sexual innuendos and crude, sexually-charged language.

When CBS12 called teacher Frank Rozanski for comment, he hung up.

The quiz, labeled a "sexual tension quiz" and apparently intended to be humorous, was given to about 25 students ages 16 to 18 in Rozanski's advanced placement psychology class. The quiz is widely distributed on the internet and something you might have found in your e-mail in-box or on Facebook.

But some parents say the questions are so sexually-inappropriate that its mind boggling that a teacher would even put them on a quiz in the first place.

The principal at Dwyer says Rozanski gave the quiz because his psychology class was studying social norms and how social situations make people think a certain way. The teacher has been "disciplined," according to school officials, but they won't say how. He will not be fired.

Some parents find the whole thing hard to believe. "It's just sexual innuendo questions, kind of questions and I don't like that at all," one parent said.

Here is the quiz:

http://www.cbs12.com/articles/quiz-4731419-big-down.html


'Sexual Tension Quiz' given to Dwyer High A.P. psychology students
March 11, 2011 6:42 PM

This is the "Sexual Tension Quiz" given to advanced placement psychology students at William T. Dwyer High School, copied from a quiz widely distributed on the internet. The teacher who distributed the "quiz" has been disciplined.

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1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What Am I?

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What Am I?

3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What Am I?

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What Am I?

5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What Am I?

6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What Am I?

7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What Am I?

8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What Am I?

9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What Am I?

10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What Am I?

11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What Am I?

12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What Am I?

13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it. What Am I?

14. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush. What Am I?

Answers:

1. Nose 2. Peanut Butter 3. Crane 4. Titanic 5. Tent 6. Dentist 7. Wedding Ring 8. Elevator 9. Chewing Gum 10. Newspaper Boy 11. Glove 12. Arrow 13. An attorney 14. Bird

So all this just over sexual innuendo? Stupid.

Not worth being terminated over, but it was inappropriate and the teacher should be reprimanded for giving out such a suggestive survey.

Shale wrote:I have to agree that it was inappropriate to give this to a high school class of ppl under 18.

Not that it would be inappropriate for kids that age to see it and laf at it, but not for the adult in charge to give it out.

Sometimes I have to just wonder "WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING??!!" when I hear of this stuff. Don't they give instruction in decorum to school teachers?

I know how it can happen, that a teacher can see these adolescents as young adults or as peers and they joke around with them as such. But you have to realize that their mommy & daddy see them as innocent children into their 20s.

Very well said, Shale.

It was my experience in high school that AP class teachers treated the AP class much more like adults than the rest of the student body. Nonetheless this guy's judgement was so off.

I really don't think it's mandatory that our tax dollars should go to support curricular like *that*.