The Situation’s racist joke axed
By Liz Kelly Nelson , Zap2It.com
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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino (WENN.COM)
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"The Situation" Sorrentino may excel at GTL (gym, tan, laundry) and
dodging grenades, but when it comes to holding his own amongst a
line-up of real stand-up comics, well, the guy is a massive bomb. The Sitch totally embarrassed himself in an attempt to roast
Donald Trump and not even fellow roaster Jeffrey Ross (a veteran of the
game) could save him from an utter fail. But, it turns out the Situation was, well, uglier than we
first thought. According to TMZ.com, Sorrentino's routine -- obviously
self-penned or written by someone hoping to totally sabotage the
unwitting "Jersey Shore" star -- was rife with racial slurs and even
deaf "jokes" about roast attendee Marlee Matlin. Here's a sampling:
"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common
with Donald Trump? Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your
ancestors were considered property." "I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which
is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee
Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana..."
"Relax," he continued, "she didnt even hear it. I mean hey, at
least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely
some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?" "I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a
book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack.' He got that title from
a hooker he was f**king." Stay classy, dude.