Scoops & Spoilers
Previews for the week of 28-Mar-2011
by Carol Banks Weber

• Rex’s P.I. homework nets him and Bo the evidence needed to lock Clint away for murder for good.
  
  
• Rex rummages through the Minute Man Motel room Eddie was in with Nora, uncovering video of porn and Clint practically handling the smoking gun. In this video, Clint departs the motel room and removes any fingerprints from the weapon.
  
  
• Viki and Natalie are disheartened as Clint faces terrible charges.
  
  
• Natalie bums out about Clint’s arrest, so John says some nice things to her.
  
  
• However, when John says he already suspected Clint as a murderer and was sitting on this newsflash, Natalie puts him on blast.
  
  
• Natalie and Brody rouse from their little afternoon nap wrapped all over each other like a pretzel.
  
  
• Jessica comes out, retaking possession of her body—long enough to get updated on Tess’s antics.
  
  
• Jessica only wants to be with her baby boy Ryder. Brody makes that happen. He takes her to Ford’s place.
  
  
• Ford doesn’t feel like allowing Jessica inside his place to be with his son.
  
  
• Eventually Ford caves in, as Jessica goes to baby Ryder right away to cuddle.
  
  
• Jessica and Brody try to take baby Ryder away from Ford, turning to flounce out of the apartment just like that.
  
  
• Ford brings Tess out with mention of Brody’s cheating on Jessica with Natalie.
  
  
• Jessica enjoys time with her baby boy Ryder, before Tess resurfaces like the clap.
  
  
• Brody cries on Natalie’s shoulder about Tess coming back again.
  
  
• John duly observes Natalie and Brody all over each other, frowning.
  
  
• Marty wanders by Natalie and Brody, free of her St. Ann confines.
  
  
• Natalie gapes at Marty, wondering how in the world that psycho can walk free.
  
  
• Marty casually credits John with freeing her, by putting in a good word. This hacks Natalie off.
  
  
• Natalie reviles John for unleashing a monster like Marty.
  
  
• John and Kelly make more love. Afterwards, they’re less inclined to chalk it off as nothing.
  
  
• Authorities apprehend Clint as the favored suspect in Eddie Ford’s murder mystery.
  
  
• Viki shares her profound disappointment with Clint behind bars.
  
  
• Bo checks Clint out below deck in the jail cell.
  
  
• Bo admonishes Clint to do what’s right, man up and own up to the murder – without an embarrassing trial the whole family will hate.
  
  
• Clint ominously previews what’s gonna happen if Bo pushes this indictment on him. It won’t be great for the whole family.
  
  
• Clint makes it sound like—to Bo—that he has the power to do someone else in and will not take the fall for a crime he did not commit.
  
  
• Nora remembers that she, too, was at that Minute Man Motel room door. She’d left, then returned to … do what? She drops like
  a stone.
  
  
• Clint and Bo come across a prone Nora. This is where Clint starts in about opening a Pandora’s Box.
  
  
• Clint starts talking up a storm about who really did Eddie in, as Bo and Nora gawk.
  
  
• Blair hands over to John the Tomas photo (of her and Todd at their first balloon wedding).
  
  
• Blair states to John that she didn’t like seeing Tomas hovering over Todd in the hospital room.
  
  
• Viki prepares to fight for custody of Ryder—whether Clint’s in the picture or not.
  
  
• Tess acts like she’s got this custody case in the bag. It’s all because of the photographs she snapped of Viki’s husband cheating with Echo.
  
  
• Tess forwards one of the photos to Viki to make a point.
  
  
• Viki stares at a photo she’s sent of Charlie and Echo in a liplock, feeling like her world has ended.
  
  
• Charlie tries to get Echo to see how much he’s devoted to Viki and how much Viki relies on him.
  
  
• The judge in Ryder’s custody case reaches a verdict on who will get him.
  
  
• Viki tries to absorb the ramifications of her husband Charlie’s betrayal with Echo, with this photo Tess took.
  
  
• Viki tracks Charlie down, with Echo, rolling around in the sheets.
  
  
• Viki reacts badly to what she caught Charlie doing.
  
  
• Hollywood summons David for a flick, so he tries to shelve his wedding to Dorian until the flick’s done.
  
  
• Dorian forces David to marry her asap in a civil ceremony, with Viki attending as maid of honor and Bo as best man.
  
  
• Dorian accompanies David to his next project out of town.
  
  
• Aubrey puts Joey’s mind at ease.
  
  
• Joey lectures Cutter.
  
  
• Aubrey and Cutter find themselves at odds and clashing.
  
  
• Jack isn’t finished with Shane yet, in the bullying department.
  
  
• Jack becomes a monster in his quest to victimize Shane, beyond the beyond.
  
  
• Dani has it out with Jack about the bullying. But he issues denials.
  
  
• Blair stupidly dismisses Dani’s warning about Jack, the bully. Oh, not her precious son…
  
  
• Jack prepares to come forward as Shane’s bully to Todd. Before he does, in walks James with Starr.
  
  
• Jack censures James and Dani as the problem.
  
  
• Jack tells Starr what little he thinks of Dani and James.
  
  
• Rex has his eyes opened to Shane’s bullying situation at school when he looks upon his son’s wall and sees what Jack has been doing.
  
  
• Rex takes up the bullying matter with Jack.
  
  
• Jack attempts to mislead Rex about the bullying incidents.
  
  
• Starr then goes, oh yeah? What about Shane running around in his birthday suit frantically trying to get his clothes back at the school gym, huh? Jack glowers at her.
  
  
• Jack pops off at Starr for even associating him as the cause of Shane’s asthma attack in school.
  
  
• Jack’s mindless minions are the ones to talk him into freeing up that video of clothes-less Shane for online purveying.
  
  
• Jack and his mindless minions manage to roll video of Shane out of the shower, which they upload.
  
  
• Shane implodes at the sight of himself naked online for the world to see.
  
  
• Shane runs away from school, winding his way up high onto a roof.
  
  
• Shane may try to jump off the roof as the answer to his troubles.
  
  
• Rex and Gigi read a goodbye letter from their son Shane.
  
  
• Shane’s letter sends his parents off on a frantic chase.
  
  
• Jack comprehends the consequences of his attacks on Shane as less than human.
  
  
• James farts around on My Face when his ex-girlfriend Deanna tries to friend him. This startles him.
  
  
• A porn maker approaches Deanna for sleaze on film.
  
  
• Deanna bolts from the porn maker to be with James.
  
  
• Deanna visits James in his apartment, but he’s not alone, he’s acting like a dad to a baby.
  
  
• Tess and baby Ryder have also visited upon James right when Deanna does. Tess lets Deanna think the baby is James’.
  
  
• Deanna bolts from there, fully prepared to head back to Ohio, now that James is unavailable.
  
  
• The porn producer locates Deanna, and makes a big pitch for doing the film.
  
  
• Starr and James go looking for a My Face job for him online when she sees Deanna’s friend request, inquiring about the girl she also ran into at the Buenos Dias Café.
  
  
• James finally comes out with it about having dated Deanna before back in Ohio, when opening up with Starr.
  
  
• Financially bereft, Deanna turns to the porno producer again for a quick money fix.
  
  
• Deanna winds up in a porno nightmare—until James saves her.
  
  
• James lets the cat out of the bag to Deanna about baby Ryder really being Tess’s and Ford’s baby.
  
  
• Deanna plants one on James in happiness that he’s not saddled with a baby with another woman.
  
  
• Langston whispers to Starr about Robert Ford.
  
  
• A new hottie (lawyer Kassandra) slobbers a gym lunkhead, while Cristian gets involved.
  
  
• Cris and Kassandra are hauled into the police department to get processed for assault, disturbing the peace. Kassandra reassures Cris she’s got this handled as a wiz lawyer.
  
  
• Kassandra plants a soft kiss on Cris’s lips.
  
  
• Blair interacts with Cris and Kassandra at the police department.
  
  
• Real-life talk show host, Wendy Williams, reprises the role of Access Llanview talk show host, Phyllis Rose.
  
  
• Next week: Shane is discovered nearly dead on the roof, in a thwarted suicide attempt… Rex and Gigi are bowed with the enormity of the bullying their son tried to keep from them… Rex and Gigi interrupt Shane contemplating a serious end… Starr bursts Blair’s ignorant little bliss about her perfect, precious monster of a son Jack, with what that little jerk did to Shane… Bo and Nora reel at the truth of Eddie’s perp reveal… Viki crumbles in the face of Charlie’s cheating… Viki just may turn into bad news Niki… In any event, Viki takes ferocious proactive action… Marty bugs the heck out of Natalie… Tess gives Cutter a tongue bath… Langston has a shot at the bigtime, doing what she loves. But it would take her out of Llanview.
  

Shane stuff sounds intense. I'm prepared to be riveted.

Wow lots of good things coming up, can't wait, thanks Chris.

One question, what do they mean they find Shane nearly dead on the roof in a thwarted suicide attempt? That actually makes NO sense when I think about it. How is he nearly dead if it's thwarted? (And if he's going to jump off the roof, why would he be nearly dead ON the roof?)

I think the other spoilers clarify this better. But that one line is like REALLY goofy. lol Nearly dead implies injury and he's obviously not injured until he goes off the roof.

maybe he gets a panic attack which triggers off his Asthma and he dosen't have his inhaler so maybe thats how they find him half dead. Your right, makes no sense.

Tony Marino wrote:

Wow lots of good things coming up, can't wait, thanks Chris.

NP Tony.

Tony Marino wrote:

maybe he gets a panic attack which triggers off his Asthma and he dosen't have his inhaler so maybe thats how they find him half dead. Your right, makes no sense.

IDK, another asthma attack is anti-climatic after this last one. I think the spoiler is just wrong and they find him on the ledge.