Paris Hilton: ‘I Can’t Stand Black Guys’


March 22nd, 2011 //


In author Neil Strauss’ new book Everyone Loves You When You’re Dead, he shares an anecdote about meeting an 18-year-old Paris Hilton who opens up to him about getting implants at 14 until her mom made her take them out, wanting to pose for Playboy and making out with Vin Diesel before realizing he’s some percent black. Via LA Weekly:

HILTON: I went out with that guy last night.
Which guy?
HILTON (points to an actor in
Saving Private Ryan): We were making out, but then we went somewhere
where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and
left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.
(pauses). Does that guy look black to you?
How black does a guy have to be?
HILTON: One percent is enough for me.

I honestly can’t tell what stands out more here: The fact that the
Hiltons apparently still own slaves, or the almost supernatural
chameleon qualities of Vin Diesel’s ethnicity. Because seriously, what
is that guy? It’s almost as if God took the body of Adonis and said,
“And now you shall be above all stereotypes, but in return you’ll have
to make a bunch of movies about cars that go ‘VROOM.’”

Can someone just tape her mouth permanently shut so she never talk again?? The more she talks the stupider she seems.

It's a walking blonde joke.

Black men everywhere weep.

When it comes to talentless white heiresses who're only famous because of daddy and a sex tape, we already got Kim. Ain't nobody checking for ugly ass Paris Hilton.

You mean to tell me that as a black man, I don't have a chance with her bleached out gumby looking ass? Damn. Guess I gotta stop masturbating to her picture every night.

What a dumb ass. She's just clueless and besides, Vin Diesel is super hot. Wonder why HE was making out with HER.

thepossiblepolice wrote:

What a dumb ass. She's just clueless and besides, Vin Diesel is super hot. Wonder why HE was making out with HER.

I imagine he had to of been really drunk out of his mind, or did it as a goof.

I'm more upset about Vin kissing her. She has no face or body or intelligence, the only thing attractive about Paris is her money.

Why not take Paris, Lindsay and Britney and lock them up together in some cage and throw them scraps every now and then.

In addition to everything appalling that has already been mentioned, I think it is horrendous that she is making out with someone, and doesn't know who it is, til they go into the light!

Tony Marino wrote:

Why not take Paris, Lindsay and Britney and lock them up together in some cage and throw them scraps every now and then.

We would all be better off. We wouldn't have to hear about every desperate attention whoring antic or every word that dribbles out of their mouths and it would protect them from themselves.

win/win

Britney seems to have got hold of herself. The one I find most interesting is Lindsay.

She changes it up. One week it's assault, the next it is jewel thievery. It is sort of a soap opera.

I would say Christina Aguilera has replaced Britney in the 'aint she a mess' contest.

She looks like an ostrich anyway, so who cares?

LOL. Time to pick up your Valtrex perscription Paris.

Tony Marino wrote:

Why not take Paris, Lindsay and Britney and lock them up together in some cage and throw them scraps every now and then.

Make sure the cage is some room they could never escape from.

Given that she would be NOTHING and have nothing without Mommy and daddy's money. she's pretty mouthy. What a total idiot, Wonderful child the Hiltons have raised.