I can't with self-righteous Joey looking down his nose at everybody.

"You don't get to make ultimatums in my house" -- it's not your house. Your family is letting you and you con artist wife stay there. Before that you were staying at your mothers house. You don't have a house.

"Aubrey is my wife, first" -- No, she's your female gigolo and I can't wait for you to realize how much of a fool you look like when the truth comes out.