If you were confronted by a home intruder, what object or weapon would you use to defend yourself with?
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If someone broke into your house, what would you grab to defend yourself?
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Probably anything I could think of that I thought would do any damage.
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I'd grab Mia (the white cat on the left) and toss her at the intruder while saying "Here--catch!". She hates being held or picked up, and will tear you a new asshole, just to get put down. That'll be all that's needed to drive off anyone breaking in to my place! LOL
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Hyacinth Girl wrote:I'd grab Mia (the white cat on the left) and toss her at the intruder while saying "Here--catch!". She hates being held or picked up, and will tear you a new asshole, just to get put down. That'll be all that's needed to drive off anyone breaking in to my place! LOL
If ours was an indoor cat, we'd probably do the same, because yeah she'll kick, claw, bite, anything to get put down.
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i'd grab my roommate
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Unless they had a gun I would tee off with my Louisville Slugger.
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I'd use my cellphone to call 9-1-1.
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I'd rather not tell you.
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I can only think of a phone. I really don't have anything within reach that would do damage.
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I got a gun that i know how to use and its registered. An intruder breaks in they will be staring at it.
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Hyacinth Girl wrote:I'd grab Mia (the white cat on the left) and toss her at the intruder while saying "Here--catch!". She hates being held or picked up, and will tear you a new asshole, just to get put down. That'll be all that's needed to drive off anyone breaking in to my place! LOL
I can just see the cat hanging by its claw on the perp's eyelid.
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I"m with Nhaiyel and Red - I don't have anything I could use except my tennis racket and I doubt that would do much good unless I got really lucky. Besides, I"m in a small apartment, so running into my room and trying to call 911 would be my best bet, while screaming for my landlord, landlady or the neighbours.
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RobbieFTW wrote:
I got a gun that i know how to use and its registered. An intruder breaks in they will be staring at it.
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RobbieFTW wrote:
I got a gun that i know how to use and its registered. An intruder breaks in they will be staring at it.
LOL. Somebody gonna get clapped!
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