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    Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmm

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    Post by Tony Marino Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:20 pm

    1.

    Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
    2.

    Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
    3.

    Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
    4.

    Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
    5.

    How do a fool and his money GET together?
    6.

    Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
    7.

    How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
    8.

    If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
    9.

    If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
    10.

    If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
    11.

    If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
    12.

    What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
    13.

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
    14.

    Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
    15.

    Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
    16.

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    17.

    If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
    18.

    What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
    19.

    In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
    20.

    Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
    21.

    How come there aren't B batteries?
    22.

    If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
    23.

    How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
    24.

    Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
    25.

    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
    26.

    How is it possible to have a civil war?
    27.

    If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
    28.

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
    29.

    If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
    30.

    Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
    31.

    If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
    32.

    Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
    33.

    How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
    34.

    How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?
    35.

    How do you throw away a garbage can?
    36.

    How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?
    37.

    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
    38.

    Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
    39.

    If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
    40.

    If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
    41.

    What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
    42.

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    43.

    Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
    44.

    Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
    45.

    Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
    46.

    Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
    47.

    Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
    48.

    What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
    49.

    When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
    50.

    What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

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    Post by RedBedroom Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:33 pm

    LOVE IT!
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:54 pm

    Tony Marino wrote: 15. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
    It may seem ridiculous but there is a valid reason. A blind person can still be driven to an ATM. That and the cost to manufacture separate drive-up or walk-up ATM's isn't worth it.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:01 pm

    How come there aren't B batteries?
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    Post by Shale Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:31 am

    Tony Marino wrote:
    6. Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

    Good Question blank stare @ you

    It's only on O'ahu, one part of the state in Honolulu


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    Post by Marc™ Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:03 am

    Tony Marino wrote:et cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
    18.

    What are Preparation A through Preparation G?

    Heh.
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    Post by Tony Marino Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:52 am

    Alan Smithee wrote:
    How come there aren't B batteries?
    Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmm B-battery-2-170807

    Interesting signature there Uncle Smile
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:54 am

    At least I didn't change my name to Rain Dog big grin
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    Post by Tony Marino Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:08 am

    Alan Smithee wrote:At least I didn't change my name to Rain Dog big grin
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    Who is Rain Dog?
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    Post by Forgiveness Man Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:21 am

    I don't know how they get the deer to cross at the yellow sign but one time I saw a dead one right by one. Poor thing did everything right and still got killed. FORGIVENESS MAN
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    Post by Nystyle709 Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:45 am

    Heard quite of few of those before. Interesting.
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    Post by Nhaiyel Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:48 pm

    laughing Hmmmmmmm indeed.
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    Post by Cheaps Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:51 pm

    good list Smile
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:00 pm

    Why is it called a "blow" job?
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    Post by Cheaps Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:12 pm

    Alan Smithee wrote:Why is it called a "blow" job?

    good one i've never blown anybody big grin
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    Post by TSJFan4Ever Sun Jun 19, 2011 1:10 am

    Those are great - lol. Thanks for sharing. Smile
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    Post by Chris Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:27 am

    Loved the irony of that list. Especially the one that asked how it was possible to have a 'Civil' war. laughing

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    Post by Tony Marino Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:03 pm

    Chris wrote:Loved the irony of that list. Especially the one that asked how it was possible to have a 'Civil' war. laughing


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    Post by Nystyle709 Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:05 pm

    Alan Smithee wrote:
    Tony Marino wrote: 15. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
    It may seem ridiculous but there is a valid reason. A blind person can still be driven to an ATM. That and the cost to manufacture separate drive-up or walk-up ATM's isn't worth it.

    But people can still walk up to drive-up ATM's. I've seen it done plenty of times. So yeah, you can put braille on a drive-up ATM.
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    Post by Chris Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:51 am

    Why do they call it 'taking a dump,' rather than leaving a dump?
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    Post by Tony Marino Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:46 am

    Chris wrote:Why do they call it 'taking a dump,' rather than leaving a dump?

    Good question! We need an answer!
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    Post by Cheaps Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:49 pm

    Tony Marino wrote:
    Chris wrote:Why do they call it 'taking a dump,' rather than leaving a dump?

    Good question! We need an answer!

    cuz your taking whatever is in your stomach to the dump..?
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    Post by TSJFan4Ever Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:12 pm

    These list always makes me smile - lol. Thanks for the bump Smile

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