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Tony Marino
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| | Subject: Notes from the Edge of Life Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:30 pm | |
| NOTES FROM THE EDGE OF LIFE
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic
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Dear America ,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada
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Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google
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Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
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Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
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Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder
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Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin
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Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman
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Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol
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Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans
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Dear iPhone,
Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely,
Every iPhone User
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Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
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Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant
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Cheaps
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| | Subject: Re: Notes from the Edge of Life Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:43 pm | |
|  i liked that | |
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(Oh!) Rob Petrie
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| | Subject: Re: Notes from the Edge of Life Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:50 pm | |
| All of that forever.
FOREVER. | |
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JM130ELM
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| | Subject: Re: Notes from the Edge of Life Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:01 pm | |
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- Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans
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Alan Smithee
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| | Subject: Re: Notes from the Edge of Life Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:01 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Notes from the Edge of Life Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:26 pm | |
| Dear Saturn, I liked it, so I put a ring on it. Sincerely, God ***** Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn, Please lknvfdmv.xvn. Sincerely, Stevie Wonder Dear White People, Don't you just hate immigrants? Sincerely, Native Americans Dear Scissors, I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin  That was a good one. | |
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RedBedroom
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| | Subject: Re: Notes from the Edge of Life Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:18 pm | |
| That is so funny. LOVE the Palin one! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Notes from the Edge of Life Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:52 am | |
| - Tony Marino wrote:
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
Ooooooh. lol | |
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| | Subject: Re: Notes from the Edge of Life Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:20 pm | |
|  Those were great. | |
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Chris
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| | Subject: Re: Notes from the Edge of Life Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:27 am | |
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Tony Marino
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| | Subject: Re: Notes from the Edge of Life Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:35 am | |
| I thought they sounded familiar. | |
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