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    Things not to say to a police officer

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    Post by femme fatale Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:20 am


    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
    2. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
    4. Hey, you must've been doing about 80 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
    5. Are You Andy or Barney?
    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    8. I pay your salary!
    9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
    11. Did you save me a doughnut?
    12. Wanna have a gun fight?
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    Post by Nystyle709 Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:39 am

    4. Hey, you must've been doing about 80 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

    2. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    LOL. Heh. I'm more prone to say these two.
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    Post by Hyacinth Girl Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:02 am

    "Want a donut?" (while squealing like a pig)
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    Post by Tony Marino Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:03 am

    laughing
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    Post by TSJFan4Ever Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:23 pm

    That's great! Thanks for the laugh!!!
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    Post by CatEyes10736 Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:19 pm

    femme fatale wrote:

    4. Hey, you must've been doing about 80 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
    5. Are You Andy or Barney?
    12. Wanna have a gun fight?

    ROFLMAO!
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    Post by RedBedroom Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:41 pm

    good one
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    Post by Cheaps Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:03 am

    laughing
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