More randon shit

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.

"Time's fun when you're having flies."
-Kermit the Frog

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama state motto:
At least we're not Mississippi

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.

I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

I think Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.

Srsly

That's random like my old MS page

LOL, that is great. I have been working on something and have been searching all kinds of inspirational quotes, so that is perfect comic relief.

LOL, funny list.