What would you do if...

Keep loving the one I've got as my own.

What would you do if someone gave you expensive tickets as a gift to something you really didn't like?

Give them to someone that did like them.

What would you do if you went on a date with someone and in the first 10 minutes you disliked them?

Start contemplating how to end it.

Would would you do if you mistakenly bought a plant that sprouted marijuana leaves?

I would give it to someone who could use it.

What would you do if you found a diamond ring in a park?

Have it appraised.

What would you do if you found out you had been switched at birth?

Get to know my biological family if possible.

What would you do if you saw kids egging a car?

Creep on them very slowly, grab one of them and dispense retribution.

What would you do if your boss docked your pay?

I would demand an explanation.

What would you do if your television malfunctioned two days after it was no longer under warranty?

Curse up a storm and buy a new one.

What would you do if someone at work pranked you into thinking you had a secret admirer?

Feel like an idiot.

What would you do if you found out someone was using your SSN to buy things?

Call everyone I needed to call to contain the damage and track them down if it took the rest of my life.

What would you do if you woke up one morning to find that you were left handed (if you were right handed when you went to bed)?

Go about my business as usual, because I am left handed. LOL

WWYD if you woke up one morning and found that you'd changed genders?

Get some pussy.

What would you do if you see someone slashing your tires?

Treat them like they treated my tires.

What would you do if you saw someone shoplifting?

Alert an employee if one was nearby.

What would you do if you were at a restaurant and a rat ran across the table?

Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta there. And then call the Health Dept.

What would you do if you were walking down the street and you witnessed a car accident?

Call 911 and write down the license plate # of the one who caused it.

What would you do if your power went out on either the hottest or coldest day of the year?

Go to someone else's house.

What would you do if you were out on a date, already ate, and realized you forgot your wallet?

Feel like an asshole, apologize like crazy to my date and ask if she could please cover the meal and promise up and down to repay her. In fact, promise to do it right after we left the restaurant. And then not act surprised if they never wanted to go out with me again even after I sent flowers.

What would you do if someone invited you out to dinner and then claimed they forgot their wallet?

Raise my eyebrow and pay the check myself.

What would you do if your next door neighbor threw a loud party that kept you up all night, and you had to go to work in the morning?

Go over and ask them to keep it down.

What would you do if your only options were to go down with a burning building or jump out of it?

Probably jump.

What would you do if Chris raised his eyebrow at you?

Raise both of mine back at him.


What would you do if you had tomorrow off?

Chill.

What would you do if your co-workers disliked you and tried to get you fired?

Smile at them every day at work.


What would you do if a rich relative left you ten million in their will, but it stipulated that you must procreate within nine months and name the child after them?