I wish I never hit any red lights.
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The wish corrupter
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Granted but since your house has no electricity you won't be able to find it in the dark when you try to go home.
I wish I never hit any red lights.
I wish I never hit any red lights.
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ur wish is granted, but at every red light, there is a stop sign.
i wish i never had to pay for gas in my car for rest of my life
i wish i never had to pay for gas in my car for rest of my life
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Your wish is granted, but you have to drive that same car for the rest of your life.
I wish I had bigger boobs.
I wish I had bigger boobs.
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your wish is granted..
enjoy
i wish my ass was bigger.
enjoy
i wish my ass was bigger.
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cheaps wrote:your wish is granted..
enjoy
LOL, fuck no! Guess you really do have to be careful what you wish for, lol.
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cheaps wrote:
i wish my ass was bigger.
Your wish is granted but you keep falling over backwards for the rest of your life.
I wish I could enjoy beautiful weather all summer.
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your wish is granted, but you enjoy the weather from inside the prison yard
i wish i could pay off all my bills
i wish i could pay off all my bills
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cheaps wrote:your wish is granted, but you enjoy the weather from inside the prison yard
i wish i could pay off all my bills
(Then I won't be enjoying it.)
Your wish is grated but you used all your money to pay the bills so now you're broke. Penniless. Tapped out. Skinned. Destitute. Impecunious.
I we could have a Conversation Chamber party at Chris' house.
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alan smithee wrote:cheaps wrote:your wish is granted, but you enjoy the weather from inside the prison yard
i wish i could pay off all my bills
(Then I won't be enjoying it.)
Your wish is grated but you used all your money to pay the bills so now you're broke. Penniless. Tapped out. Skinned. Destitute. Impecunious.
I we could have a Conversation Chamber party at Chris' house.
wish is granted, but you get so tipsy you dont remember anything that happened that night, the next morning.
i wish i was a millionare
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Your wish is granted. But then the revolution comes and the rich are not treated well.
I wish it was this time on Friday.
I wish it was this time on Friday.
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- Post n°36
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Granted. (almost literally) But you have no fun weekend plans.
I wish I had a free maid for a year.
I wish I had a free maid for a year.
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Your wish is granted. Here she is
I wish I had fun plans for the weekend.
I wish I had fun plans for the weekend.
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You're wish is granted, but you're going to lose all of your money to Nystyle709 in a high stakes poker game.
I wish someone would buy my that '11 Audi A4 or A5.
I wish someone would buy my that '11 Audi A4 or A5.
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Your wish is granted but the car is hot and you do a ten year stretch at Bedford Hills for receipt of stolen property. The sentence would have been much shorter but you called the judge a "motherfucking cocksucker".
I wish people would put their garbage in garbage cans.
I wish people would put their garbage in garbage cans.
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Alan Smithee wrote:Your wish is granted but the car is hot and you do a ten year stretch at Bedford Hills for receipt of stolen property. The sentence would have been much shorter but you called the judge a "motherfucking cocksucker".
I wish people would put their garbage in garbage cans.
Your wish is granted, but all the garbage cans are going to be placed in front of your house.
I wish I was in Barbados right now.....
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Your wish is granted but there's a Cat 5 hurrican about to hit.
I wish my cat's were kittens again.
I wish my cat's were kittens again.
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Granted, but they'll probably look at you funny for putting a grammatically incorrect apostrophe on "Cats" in your post.
I wish my husband would shit or get off the pot already, and decide what he wants to do on our upcoming vacation, since we have no plans made yet.
I wish my husband would shit or get off the pot already, and decide what he wants to do on our upcoming vacation, since we have no plans made yet.
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Your wish is granted. Your going to Barbados with Nystyle709 and the Cat 5 hurrican.
I wish I knew the answer to the question.
And yes, I know it's: "you're"
I wish I knew the answer to the question.
And yes, I know it's: "you're"
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You do, but then everyone thinks you are a know-it-all
I wish I could dance well.
I wish I could dance well.
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Your wish is granted. You dance just like the guy above you. And below.
I wish I cared that everyone thought I was a know-it-all.
I wish I cared that everyone thought I was a know-it-all.
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- Post n°46
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You do start to care, but then you develop paranoia on what everyone thinks about every aspect of you.
I wish I wasn't sick.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Your wish is granted but now you have to wait hand and foot on everyone that caught your germs.
I wish Cat and Chris' babies are happy and healthy.
I wish Cat and Chris' babies are happy and healthy.
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They are and they grow up to marry each other but Cat and Chris fight over wedding details!
I wish I had someone to make a glass of iced tea for me.
I wish I had someone to make a glass of iced tea for me.
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- Post n°49
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Your wish is granted. Look in the refrigerator, it's there....but the glass has a crack in it and it wasted all over the place.
I wish I had plans tonight.
I wish I had plans tonight.
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Your wish is granted, but you stay out so late, that you are late to work the very next day and get fired.
I wish to be at home in bed right now.
I wish to be at home in bed right now.
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