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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:42 am

    Granted but since your house has no electricity you won't be able to find it in the dark when you try to go home.

    I wish I never hit any red lights.
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    Post by Cheaps Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:01 am

    ur wish is granted, but at every red light, there is a stop sign.

    i wish i never had to pay for gas in my car for rest of my life
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    Post by Nystyle709 Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:28 pm

    Your wish is granted, but you have to drive that same car for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had bigger boobs.
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    Post by Cheaps Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:31 am

    your wish is granted..
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    i wish my ass was bigger.
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    Post by Nystyle709 Thu Jun 09, 2011 7:44 am

    cheaps wrote:your wish is granted..
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    LOL, fuck no! Guess you really do have to be careful what you wish for, lol.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:38 am

    cheaps wrote:
    i wish my ass was bigger.

    Your wish is granted but you keep falling over backwards for the rest of your life.

    I wish I could enjoy beautiful weather all summer.
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    Post by Cheaps Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:52 am

    your wish is granted, but you enjoy the weather from inside the prison yard

    i wish i could pay off all my bills
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    Post by Alan Smithee Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:01 pm

    cheaps wrote:your wish is granted, but you enjoy the weather from inside the prison yard

    i wish i could pay off all my bills

    (Then I won't be enjoying it.)

    Your wish is grated but you used all your money to pay the bills so now you're broke. Penniless. Tapped out. Skinned. Destitute. Impecunious.

    I we could have a Conversation Chamber party at Chris' house.
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    Post by Cheaps Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:51 pm

    alan smithee wrote:
    cheaps wrote:your wish is granted, but you enjoy the weather from inside the prison yard

    i wish i could pay off all my bills

    (Then I won't be enjoying it.)

    Your wish is grated but you used all your money to pay the bills so now you're broke. Penniless. Tapped out. Skinned. Destitute. Impecunious.

    I we could have a Conversation Chamber party at Chris' house.

    wish is granted, but you get so tipsy you dont remember anything that happened that night, the next morning.

    i wish i was a millionare
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    Post by Alan Smithee Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:29 pm

    Your wish is granted. But then the revolution comes and the rich are not treated well.

    I wish it was this time on Friday.
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    Post by RedBedroom Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:57 pm

    Granted. (almost literally) But you have no fun weekend plans.

    I wish I had a free maid for a year.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:38 am

    Your wish is granted. Here she is The wish corrupter - Page 2 Peggybundy
    I wish I had fun plans for the weekend.
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    Post by Nystyle709 Sat Jul 09, 2011 3:51 am

    You're wish is granted, but you're going to lose all of your money to Nystyle709 in a high stakes poker game.

    I wish someone would buy my that '11 Audi A4 or A5.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:01 am

    Your wish is granted but the car is hot and you do a ten year stretch at Bedford Hills for receipt of stolen property. The sentence would have been much shorter but you called the judge a "motherfucking cocksucker".

    I wish people would put their garbage in garbage cans.
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    Post by Nystyle709 Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:33 pm

    Alan Smithee wrote:Your wish is granted but the car is hot and you do a ten year stretch at Bedford Hills for receipt of stolen property. The sentence would have been much shorter but you called the judge a "motherfucking cocksucker".

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    I wish people would put their garbage in garbage cans.

    Your wish is granted, but all the garbage cans are going to be placed in front of your house.

    I wish I was in Barbados right now.....
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sat Jul 09, 2011 3:44 pm

    Your wish is granted but there's a Cat 5 hurrican about to hit.

    I wish my cat's were kittens again.
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    Post by Hyacinth Girl Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:29 am

    Granted, but they'll probably look at you funny for putting a grammatically incorrect apostrophe on "Cats" in your post. big grin

    I wish my husband would shit or get off the pot already, and decide what he wants to do on our upcoming vacation, since we have no plans made yet.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:19 pm

    Your wish is granted. Your going to Barbados with Nystyle709 and the Cat 5 hurrican.

    I wish I knew the answer to the question.






























































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    Post by RedBedroom Sat Aug 27, 2011 9:31 pm

    You do, but then everyone thinks you are a know-it-all

    I wish I could dance well.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:28 am

    Your wish is granted. You dance just like the guy above you. And below.

    I wish I cared that everyone thought I was a know-it-all.
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    Post by RedBedroom Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:00 pm

    You do start to care, but then you develop paranoia on what everyone thinks about every aspect of you.

    I wish I wasn't sick.
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    Post by Alan Smithee Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:05 pm

    Your wish is granted but now you have to wait hand and foot on everyone that caught your germs.

    I wish Cat and Chris' babies are happy and healthy.
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    Post by RedBedroom Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:06 pm

    They are and they grow up to marry each other but Cat and Chris fight over wedding details!

    I wish I had someone to make a glass of iced tea for me.
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    Post by Marc™ Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:22 pm

    Your wish is granted. Look in the refrigerator, it's there....but the glass has a crack in it and it wasted all over the place.

    I wish I had plans tonight.
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    Post by Cheaps Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:12 am

    Your wish is granted, but you stay out so late, that you are late to work the very next day and get fired.

    I wish to be at home in bed right now.

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