HomeSex is a physical act, and no one's physical body transitions over. But if you do believe in an after life, where spirits go to spend the rest of eternity, do you think that they still get to enjoy orgasmic carnage?
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Is there sex in the afterlife?
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Well, they say if you are good you can have anything you want in heaven. I would want mad, passionate, slam me against the wall type of sex--- so i try to be the best person i can be! 
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wants2laugh wrote:Well, they say if you are good you can have anything you want in heaven. I would want mad, passionate, slam me against the wall type of sex--- so i try to be the best person i can be!
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when my bf comes home from iraq, i will have a little piece of heaven here on earth! 
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I don't know. None of us are dead.
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wants2laugh wrote:when my bf comes home from iraq, i will have a little piece of heaven here on earth!
Enjoy! As to the question,
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I don't think so.
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No need for it in the afterlife. Those in heaven won't want it, and those in hell won't deserve it. 
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Well the Muslim religion believes that men who martyr themselves to death will be rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife for their troubles. So maybe there IS.
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Angel wrote:Well the Muslim religion believes that men who martyr themselves to death will be rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife for their troubles. So maybe there IS.
I always wondered about the new trend of female muslim martyrs. Do they get virgin men or are they all lesbians?
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Angel wrote:Well the Muslim religion believes that men who martyr themselves to death will be rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife for their troubles. So maybe there IS.
Dunham: Well, did they say it would be only female virgins?
Achmed: Holy Crap!
http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/jeffdunhamjokes.html
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Never really thought about it before....but now that you mention it, I kinda hope so.
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Marcwrote:Never really thought about it before....but now that you mention it, I kinda hope so.
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Forgiveness Man wrote:Angel wrote:Well the Muslim religion believes that men who martyr themselves to death will be rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife for their troubles. So maybe there IS.
Dunham: Well, did they say it would be only female virgins?
Achmed: Holy Crap!
http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/jeffdunhamjokes.html
And it also wasn't specified as to whether those virgins were human or not--they could be getting their hopes up over a flock of goats, sheep or llamas or something. . . .
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Hyacinth Girl wrote:Forgiveness Man wrote:
Dunham: Well, did they say it would be only female virgins?
Achmed: Holy Crap!
http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/jeffdunhamjokes.html
And it also wasn't specified as to whether those virgins were human or not--they could be getting their hopes up over a flock of goats, sheep or llamas or something. . . .
Achmed: If this is paradise, I've be screwed! ("Silence! I kill you!")
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wants2laugh wrote:Well, they say if you are good you can have anything you want in heaven. I would want mad, passionate, slam me against the wall type of sex--- so i try to be the best person i can be!
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