I do it an average of twice a day. When I'm REALLY feeling frisky, I can do it up to 5x but that's just overindulgence at that point and isn't really all that pleasurable anymore. After all that pulling starts to hurt!

From time to time I can't help but laugh under my breath whenever anyone is in my bedroom, using my computer and touching the keyboard and mouse.

Decipher that however you will.

Nystyle709 wrote:

Oh, I knew that. I thought poppers was some other slang term for some new revolutionary sex toy that's out on the market or something.


Interesting.


It's actually not that funny to me but when I tell someone they always get a laugh out of it. Basically, my cousin threw a party at my father's house a few years back. I was living with him at the time. Most of people that came, obviously, were friends of hers or friends of friends of hers so I really didn't know them too much, if at all. So what do you do at parties? Socialize! Schmooze, mingle, whatever have you.....and I did for a little while, until they started to bore me a little. Add the fact that I started drinking and I felt a little warm, so I decided to 'slip away' to my room for a little while. And that's when I broke out Dexter (that was his name). I was gone for about half an hour. I actually heard some folks out there looking for me, but I was handling business so I didn't have time to entertain it. Well, after I was done, I went to the bathroom to wash it off. And I guess in my haste to get back to the party, I left it in the sink. My dumb ass had to leave it in the hall bathroom sink, the same damn bathroom that the guests were using. So I left it there and you know throughout the night people were going back in front to the bathroom. Now, I'm outside on the deck carrying on and what have you and after few people go to the bathroom, I started noticing that they would come back out and more people would follow them to the bathroom. So I'm like, "what the fuck is everybody going to the bathroom all of a sudden for?" I guess because someone saw it in the sink and they either decide to find out who it belonged to or the fact that nobody would believe them if they said what they saw (I'm betting it's the latter). Anyway, now it comes to everybody's attention and my cousin was like "who's vibrator is this? Who brought this in here?". Now granted everybody is in a lighthearted mood so it's not that serious, everyone is just cracking the fuck up and making jokes. Of course, I played it off and chimed in (tipsy) right along with my cousin in wanting to know who brought the vibrator in. Then I suggested to just leave it where they found it and whosever it is, they will get it when they leave. If not, we will throw it away. That was the end of that and party continued. I snuck away and got my vibrator out of the sink and put it back in the secret pouch in my decorative throw pillow on my bed that's basically intended to hide it. And went right back to mingling. No way in hell was I going to throw away Dexter.

LOL it would have been more embarasing if when you left the bathroom someone else came in right as you left and actually saw you leave!!! I would have done the same thing just play it off with the rest of the gang.

StoneStatic wrote:

I do it an average of twice a day. When I'm REALLY feeling frisky, I can do it up to 5x but that's just overindulgence at that point and isn't really all that pleasurable anymore. After all that pulling starts to hurt!

Not to mention that the well must be running pretty dry by then.

JB wrote:

From time to time I can't help but laugh under my breath whenever anyone is in my bedroom, using my computer and touching the keyboard and mouse.

Decipher that however you will.

LOL!!!!!

Nystyle709 wrote:

Oh, I knew that. I thought poppers was some other slang term for some new revolutionary sex toy that's out on the market or something.


Interesting.


It's actually not that funny to me but when I tell someone they always get a laugh out of it. Basically, my cousin threw a party at my father's house a few years back. I was living with him at the time. Most of people that came, obviously, were friends of hers or friends of friends of hers so I really didn't know them too much, if at all. So what do you do at parties? Socialize! Schmooze, mingle, whatever have you.....and I did for a little while, until they started to bore me a little. Add the fact that I started drinking and I felt a little warm, so I decided to 'slip away' to my room for a little while. And that's when I broke out Dexter (that was his name). I was gone for about half an hour. I actually heard some folks out there looking for me, but I was handling business so I didn't have time to entertain it. Well, after I was done, I went to the bathroom to wash it off. And I guess in my haste to get back to the party, I left it in the sink. My dumb ass had to leave it in the hall bathroom sink, the same damn bathroom that the guests were using. So I left it there and you know throughout the night people were going back in front to the bathroom. Now, I'm outside on the deck carrying on and what have you and after few people go to the bathroom, I started noticing that they would come back out and more people would follow them to the bathroom. So I'm like, "what the fuck is everybody going to the bathroom all of a sudden for?" I guess because someone saw it in the sink and they either decide to find out who it belonged to or the fact that nobody would believe them if they said what they saw (I'm betting it's the latter). Anyway, now it comes to everybody's attention and my cousin was like "who's vibrator is this? Who brought this in here?". Now granted everybody is in a lighthearted mood so it's not that serious, everyone is just cracking the fuck up and making jokes. Of course, I played it off and chimed in (tipsy) right along with my cousin in wanting to know who brought the vibrator in. Then I suggested to just leave it where they found it and whosever it is, they will get it when they leave. If not, we will throw it away. That was the end of that and party continued. I snuck away and got my vibrator out of the sink and put it back in the secret pouch in my decorative throw pillow on my bed that's basically intended to hide it. And went right back to mingling. No way in hell was I going to throw away Dexter.

Girl, I'm sorry for laughing, but come on now....

Nystyle709 wrote:

I had to play it off and I was a little pissed cause no one was fucking supposed to use that bathroom anyway. I know I closed the door. The way the house is set up, there was a half bath (just a toilet and sink) at like the front of the living room. And that door was open, wouldn't you go to the bathroom with the open door? I guess my cuz said that they could use both bathrooms, I dunno. I think mofos was just trying to be nosy and trying to look through someone's house.

Thats right they were curious what the other bathroom looked like. Its like when you have guests over and you can tell that they were in your medicine cabinet.

Nystyle709 wrote:

Tony Marino wrote:

Techically a popper is something they use in a hospital for people having chest pain I believe. It just gives you a temporary high.

Oh, I knew that. I thought poppers was some other slang term for some new revolutionary sex toy that's out on the market or something.

Quote :

A fleshlight is a male toy that looks like a Flashlight and at the end has some female genitalia formed on it. You put your "dick" inside of it and masturbate with it and its supposed to feel close to the real thing.

Interesting.

Quote :

I wanna hear your Vibrator story!

It's actually not that funny to me but when I tell someone they always get a laugh out of it. Basically, my cousin threw a party at my father's house a few years back. I was living with him at the time. Most of people that came, obviously, were friends of hers or friends of friends of hers so I really didn't know them too much, if at all. So what do you do at parties? Socialize! Schmooze, mingle, whatever have you.....and I did for a little while, until they started to bore me a little. Add the fact that I started drinking and I felt a little warm, so I decided to 'slip away' to my room for a little while. And that's when I broke out Dexter (that was his name). I was gone for about half an hour. I actually heard some folks out there looking for me, but I was handling business so I didn't have time to entertain it. Well, after I was done, I went to the bathroom to wash it off. And I guess in my haste to get back to the party, I left it in the sink. My dumb ass had to leave it in the hall bathroom sink, the same damn bathroom that the guests were using. So I left it there and you know throughout the night people were going back in front to the bathroom. Now, I'm outside on the deck carrying on and what have you and after few people go to the bathroom, I started noticing that they would come back out and more people would follow them to the bathroom. So I'm like, "what the fuck is everybody going to the bathroom all of a sudden for?" I guess because someone saw it in the sink and they either decide to find out who it belonged to or the fact that nobody would believe them if they said what they saw (I'm betting it's the latter). Anyway, now it comes to everybody's attention and my cousin was like "who's vibrator is this? Who brought this in here?". Now granted everybody is in a lighthearted mood so it's not that serious, everyone is just cracking the fuck up and making jokes. Of course, I played it off and chimed in (tipsy) right along with my cousin in wanting to know who brought the vibrator in. Then I suggested to just leave it where they found it and whosever it is, they will get it when they leave. If not, we will throw it away. That was the end of that and party continued. I snuck away and got my vibrator out of the sink and put it back in the secret pouch in my decorative throw pillow on my bed that's basically intended to hide it. And went right back to mingling. No way in hell was I going to throw away Dexter.

Hmmm. Put Dexter away, I got something better...

I didn't do it yesterday! Can you believe that?

I think it's about that time...

Marc wrote:

Hmmm. Put Dexter away, I got something better...

Oh yeah?

Nystyle709 wrote:

Marc wrote:

Hmmm. Put Dexter away, I got something better...

Oh yeah?

Yep. It's called Panasonic.
It'll take you to heaven and back.

Marc wrote:

Yep. It's called Panasonic.
It'll take you to heaven and back.

. I don't know.....it's gonna be hard to top Dexter but I'll try it!

I like taking surveys (as this thread seems to be after a fashion). I also like toeing the line of TMI with strangers. Or maybe it's not that I like it, but that I don't have a very good "filter". Further, I treasure all the moments in life which reinforce the truth that we humans, for all our cultural, social, economic, religious, political, and other differences, share a great deal of the most basic in desires, worries, and private drives.

I laughed when I read somewhere upthread that I'm not the only one who has to weigh the urge to masturbate against the blissful lethargy that often follows. It doesn't effect me as much if I choose to "flick the bean" in the middle of the day, because although I may need to lay about for several minutes after the explosion, letting the body and mind tick back down to equilibrium, there's less chance that I'll actually fall asleep then. And, if I still feel all burned down after I get up, it's still early enough to make some coffee and resharpen my wits without endangering my sleep at bedtime. If I do it at night, say after 11pm or so, I find that I'd better pretty much plan on going to bed for the duration. I suppose for me, as for a lot of people, it can be a good remedy for sleeplessness for this very reason.

No toys for this girl. I once had a very amicable relationship with a Rabbit (the type of vibe, not the animal), because the little protuberance near the business end really "hit the spot", but regular vibrators, just kind of gliding them up against myself or whatever else you're supposed to do with them, are only useful for sensitizing the whole area. For "getting me there", they're less effective than two good ol' digits. Plus, I always worry that if I use a vibe too often, I'll come to depend on that kind of stimulation too much, and I haven't met a man yet who could mimic it with his tongue or fingers.

As for dildos, they've never done a thing for me from an insertive aspect. For that, I've got to have the real, blood-engorged deal, throbbing along at 98.6 degrees with the weight of a man's body behind it and his balls slapping my taint.

RiteDiva wrote:

Not a fan of dildos and I'm not freaky enough to use beads, but I have two vibrators.



So guys, do you shoot or ooze?

If I'm horned up enough sometimes I paint the ceiling.

Dan wrote:

So do any of you use any toys? Ladies: dildos/vibrators/beeds. Fellas: fleshlights.

How bout poppers?



Inquiring minds....

Not to sound crude but while fleshlights are exclusively for men, the toys you listed for ladies aren't quite as "gender specific".


So I HEARD!


:biggrin:


All joking aside, I never used any toys. Only my hands.

Alden wrote:

Not to sound crude but while fleshlights are exclusively for men, the toys you listed for ladies aren't quite as "gender specific".


So I HEARD!


:biggrin:

Ah, the sacred prostate.

Darkflower wrote:

Alden wrote:

Not to sound crude but while fleshlights are exclusively for men, the toys you listed for ladies aren't quite as "gender specific".


So I HEARD!


:biggrin:

Ah, the sacred prostate.

The "P-spot."

Darkflower wrote:

Ah, the sacred prostate.

No one mentioned if they were into prostate stimulation.

Tony Marino wrote:

Darkflower wrote:

Ah, the sacred prostate.

No one mentioned if they were into prostate stimulation.

Are you?

Marc wrote:

Are you?

Honestly, its really not my thing, I am more the "Top" person if you know what I mean. Now what about you?

Tony Marino wrote:

Marc wrote:

Are you?

Honestly, its really not my thing, I am more the "Top" person if you know what I mean. Now what about you?

Ditto. My prostate still has its cherry!

(If you don't count that remote I woke up on top of yesterday.....)

Tony Marino wrote:

No one mentioned if they were into prostate stimulation.

A poster above suggested that vibrators and dildos are not necessarily exclusively for female use. He may not have meant the prostate, but that's what came to mind for me. Even if that's not what he meant, it's within the realm of possibility for a man and his vibrator, so I'm not sure why my remark bore comment from you.

Marc wrote:

Ditto. My prostate still has its cherry!

(If you don't count that remote I woke up on top of yesterday.....)

I really would like to hear more of this remote story.