Have you ever saw/heard your parents having sex?

Have you ever heard or saw your parents having sex? Never saw it (thank God) but I did hear them once. I was in the basement of the house, near where the spot where their bedroom was above. Heard the bed suddenly rocking. Shocked and disgusted, I took a broom and banged on the ceiling, yelling for them to knock it off.

Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllll Noooooooooooooooooooo I would have run away from home I would have been so traumatized.

Tony Marino wrote:Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllll Noooooooooooooooooooo I would have run away from home I would have been so traumatized.

. I don't think I would've been traumatized but I'm glad I've never seen or heard my folks either. I did hear my old roommate and her girlfriend having sex a few times. Now, I don't have a problem with gay people having sex or whatever, but I was a little disgusted. They in there sounding like two fucking men.

No but I once caught the aftermath. When I was about 12, I came home from school and saw both their cars were in the driveway. I couldn't find my key offhand, so I banged and banged on the door....no answer. Finally I found my key and let myself in. Annoyed, I barged into their room blurting out "Why didn't you answer the door?" They were both under the covers (and obviously naked) is why.


Thanks for making me relive that.

I'd die.

Not explicitly. As a young child, I once casually walked in on them. I did not know what they were doing at the time, of course. Years later it would dawn on me why my daddy was under the covers, toward the foot of the bed.

Well, I'm still alive and kicking, meaning I haven't had a reason to kill myself, so...nope! Haha

Ick...I did.. again, ICK.

stavdash wrote:Not explicitly. As a young child, I once casually walked in on them. I did not know what they were doing at the time, of course. Years later it would dawn on me why my daddy was under the covers, toward the foot of the bed.

Man ewww.

Nah never saw it and am grateful for that.

Chris wrote:Have you ever heard or saw your parents having sex? Never saw it (thank God) but I did hear them once. I was in the basement of the house, near where the spot where their bedroom was above. Heard the bed suddenly rocking. Shocked and disgusted, I took a broom and banged on the ceiling, yelling for them to knock it off.

That was bold! LOL

No never saw or heard them, but there were times growing up when I would venture into their room and notice that the covers were pulled up awfully high.

My parents never had sex! I was hatched from an egg that the stork brought.

Jason, good way to block it all out!