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    Sex-Crazed Man Crashes Into Adult Store, Steals $800 Vagina

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    Post by Chris Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:39 pm

    http://gawker.com/5833790/sex+crazed-loser-crashes-into-adult-store-steals-800-vagina

    Sex-Crazed Man Crashes Into Adult Store, Steals $800 Vagina Adultmart
    ‘Sex-Crazed Loser’ Crashes Into Adult Store, Steals $800 Vagina

    Felonious, hypersexual people just can't stop crashing into the AdultMart of Brownhelm Township, Ohio to steal sex toys! In the latest incident involving theft at the popular sex-stablishment, a man stole a semi and crashed it into the place, making off with a $800 "life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks."

    According to WOIO newsman Harry Boomer, whose name is a perfect reporter's name, the thief seemed to have had the exxxpensive toy precisely in mind when he crashed his red stolen semi into the AdultMart at around 2 AM on Monday morning. He only got about a quarter-mile from the 'Mart when police caught up to him, still in the truck—but with the sex toy missing. Somehow he made a quick getaway on foot, and now local authorities are looking for him and the toy, which he probably just left with his dad or something.

    This is not the first time someone's crashed into the AdultMart to steal sexxxy things: in 2009, a man crashed his car into the store to steal a similar toy, "albeit a far less costly model," reports the Chronicle-Telegram. Not so coincidentally, the population of women in Brownhelm Township, Ohio is zero.

    "Drop a dime on this fool," says Harry Boomer, whose report describes the thief as a "sex-crazed loser," a "freak," a "pervert," and a "sexual deviant." Sounds like Mr. Boomer's ready for a promotion to the big leagues.

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    Post by Alan Smithee Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:44 pm

    I have my alibi. How about the rest of you?
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    Post by Chris Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:45 pm

    Alan Smithee wrote:I have my alibi. How about the rest of you?

    Your alibi sold you out! Where did you stash the doll?
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    Post by Cheaps Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:46 pm

    Alan Smithee wrote:I have my alibi. How about the rest of you?

    ROFLMAO!

    You and Chris were both gone this morning, you can be each other alibis! big grin
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    Post by Tony Marino Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:52 pm

    I was right here!!!
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    Post by Marc™ Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:59 pm

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    Post by Alan Smithee Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:09 pm

    Chris wrote:

    Your alibi sold you out! Where did you stash the doll?

    That ain't gonna be my DNA they find Mr. Dutchboy big grin
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    Post by Nystyle709 Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:46 pm

    Wow. 8k for some pussy? Fake pussy at that? Wow.
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    Post by RobbieFTW Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:57 pm

    Wow!
    Imagining what that guy could be doing to that plastic vadge right now.

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