Do you ever come up with a question and then wonder if you'd actually want to know the answer, or how the person who answers KNOWS the answer? It's like when I was reading goofs on the Haunting in Connecticut movie, I think that was it, somebody mentioned that is NOT have grave robbers steal bodies, that they run a noose down into the grave, get it around the corpse's neck and pull them out of the coffin, how do you come by that knowledge?

Anyway, here are a couple of mine, anybody else has some, feel free to join in:

1. We've all seen the ads for Viagara and its generic knockoffs, and they all say if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, go to the hospital...exactly WHAT are the doctors going to do to treat that?

2. Anybody here see the movie, or at least the trailer for the movie Dead Silence? Does a corpse's mouth really hang open that big when its tongue is cut out? Oh, and on a side note, why does one corpse look like a Conehead?

The only questions I have that others know the answers to I don't ask if I don't want to know how they know.

Supernova wrote:

...1. We've all seen the ads for Viagara and its generic knockoffs, and they all say if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, go to the hospital...exactly WHAT are the doctors going to do to treat that?...

I know this because of Google. But guess it helped to know the search words "priapism treatment."

"Medical advice should be sought immediately for cases of erection beyond four hours. Generally, this is done at an emergency department. In sickle cell patients with priapism, the first step in management is a blood exchange transfusion, not a surgical intervention. For other patients, orally administered pseudoephedrine may be effective. Likewise, other sympathomimetic drugs of the amphetamine class have been observed to induce erectile dysfunction, although in a small number of cases they may have the opposite effect. Otherwise, the therapy at this stage is to aspirate blood from the corpus cavernosum under local anaesthetic. If this is still insufficient, then intracavernosal injections of phenylephrine are administered. This should only be performed by a specialist trained in the procedure, with the patient under constant hemodynamic monitoring, as phenylephrine can cause severe hypertension, bradycardia, tachycardia, and arrhythmia.

If aspiration fails and tumescence recurs, surgical shunts are next attempted. These attempt to reverse the priapic state by shunting blood from the rigid corpora cavernosa into the corpus spongiosum (which contains the glans and the urethra). Distal shunts are the first step, followed by more proximal shunts.

Distal shunts, such as the Winter's, involve puncturing the glans (the distal part of the penis) OUCH! into one of the cavernosa, where the old, stagnant blood is held. This causes the blood to leave the penis and return to the circulation. This procedure can be performed by a urologist at the bedside. Winter's shunts are often the first invasive technique used, especially in hematologic induced priapism, as it is relatively simple and repeatable over time."

So there are things to do that only doctors should attempt, if the ice packs and squeezing the blood back out don't work.

Is the General Tso chicken really chicken?

wow shale... im a woman and that was disturbing to me!

dont want to know if when meat at McD's falls on the floor if they really pick it up and put it on the bun

I live in the "things you don't want to ask" world. You can't be a writer and not.

Supernova wrote:

1. We've all seen the ads for Viagara and its generic knockoffs, and they all say if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, go to the hospital...exactly WHAT are the doctors going to do to treat that?

They stick a needle in it and drain out the blood.

Tony Marino wrote:

Supernova wrote:

1. We've all seen the ads for Viagara and its generic knockoffs, and they all say if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours, go to the hospital...exactly WHAT are the doctors going to do to treat that?

They stick a needle in it and drain out the blood.

Jeff Foxworthy beat me to the punch on this one, but how DO they know how long to make a bungee cord?